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Lonely Minnesota Senator Has Like A Million Things To Do

Thursday, April 9th, 2009

Such as sample candiesAs Count Dracula and Oscar the Grouch wage their endless intergenerational war over who gets to be the other senator from Minnesota, current senator Amy Klobuchar has her hands full. You see, the good citizens of Minnesota have just one person to harass about their unemployment benefits or their third nipples or establishing a new holiday to celebrate cats. MORE »