Tag: business

Trump Jr.: Ladies Shouldn’t Even BE In Business If They Don’t Like Sexual Harassment

Maybe they could go teach kindergarten if they don't want Donald Trump, Jr. to show them pictures of boobies?

Trump’s Last New Jersey Casino Is Now Just Another Failure In His Empire of Failures

Another Trump-branded business is going bust, but it's OK because it was just a bad deal.
His legacy shredded.

New Louisiana Governor Will Fill Bobby Jindal’s Seat With So Much Gayness

Elections matter, y'all. With term-limited Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal leaving office to spend more time begging the Duck Dynasty guys to let him be one of their white friends, voters had a choice: Do we pick that nice gay-hatin'...

Heritage Foundation Notes Food Stamps Given To Stupid College Grads Who Picked Wrong Major Like German Or Not Business

From excessive drinking to being high pretty much all the time to a wardrobe consisting of only pajamas, blogging college sure is a rockin good time. And, it helps you get a job that pays money, which enables you...

Nice Time (With An Asterisk): JP Morgan To Fork Over Some Actual Cash-ish For Enron-ing California

JP Morgan is going to have to pay $410 million dollars for manipulating energy markets in California and Michigan between 2010-2012, and if you're thinking that this sounds an awful lot like what Enron was doing, well, you're right!...

Jerry Brown Toilet-Talks Rick Perry: Your Anti-Cali Ad Is ‘Barely A Fart’

Rick Perry's got a plan, y'all! An eeeevil plan, based on stealing all the businesses out of California and bringing them to Texas -- because hell, you can do whatever you want in Texas! (Except have decent textbooks.) Rick...

Mitt Romney: Why Can’t Amercia Be More Like China?

Oh goody, more incriminating audio from a Mitt Romney fundraiser. This one is  from a fundraiser he and his wife attended at the Irvine, California, home of David Horowitz (a different David Horowitz) back in March, and although Mittens...

Mitt Romney Talks Down At You For A Bit Today

Mitt Romney has taken to the editorial page of the Wall Street Journal to share with you a children's story about How Mitt Romney Saved Capitalism. This is in preparation for the upcoming sequel, Mitt Romney Saves Everything In...

Mitt Romney Can’t Explain What He Learned from Firing People

I like to learn a fun fact every day, and today I learned TWO fun facts! One is that people still actually read Time, and two is that Romneybot 6000 doesn’t have a scripted response to questions about what...

Mitt Romney Assures Businessman That He’ll Be Lucky Enough To Fail One Day

Oh, how the businessmen rib each other! The businessmen in this case being Mitt Romney, whose "business" career was mostly as a hand-shaking middle man who was always insulated from taking the downside on a financial venture that went...

Bain Capital Victim Prefers Despicable Obama Over Disgusting Romney

Glen Patrick Wells is a former steel worker from Peculiar, Missouri who was laid off as the result of Bain Capital's restructuring of his former place of work, GS Technologies. Wells is so infuriated by the work of "predatory...

Dunkin’ Donuts Stock Goes Nuts As WalMart Sad Lady Sex Cream Fails

We've been keeping an eye on the Economic Newz, because sometimes you can "tell things" from the business reports that the political scumsacks won't admit until it's already common knowledge ("Unemployment continues to be a challenge," etc.), and so...

Glenn Beck TV Is Just Video Of Him Doing His Radio Show

Professional whiner nutcase Glenn Beck announced that he will charge a monthly five-dollar subscription fee for viewers to log in to his latest online vanity project, GBTV.com. Does anyone even have five dollars anymore? Maybe some quarters in the...

Canada Urging HuffPo Bloggers To Revolt, Like In Egypt

There is literally nothing more important on Earth than America Online's purchase of Arianna Huffington's celebriporn blog. Nothing. This is why Canadian agents provocateurs are leaving comments on the NYT calling for insurrection. Insurrection! This particular Canadian (we hide...

Federal Government Is Never Going To Regulate Anything Ever Again Because John Boehner Says So

John Boehner had a meeting with a bunch of business lobbyists today, and after coming out of it, he immediately told the world "his" great idea to enact a moratorium on new federal regulations for a year. (You are...