NATION OF CRETINS: “A man who heckled Laura and Jenna Bush as they were leaving a discussion about their children’s book was arrested after he allegedly punched a girl who was in a wheelchair.” [TransWorldNews]

The US News and World Report filed a seemingly innocuous story on Ken Mehlman’s plans to make a major push in courting Hispanic voters over the course of the coming year in an article entitled “White House Watch: RNC chair plans Hispanic outreach.” However, if you look at different pages on the website, the links to this article allude to, perhaps, a different plan: MORE »

The idea came to us last week, when paralysis set in at the thought of writing another item about Judy Fucking Miller. There are some people, some ideas, some words that we’ve just had enough of. Already know just about everything one would want or care to know about Patrick Fitzgerald, for instance. And, fuck: Will we ever get out of the “Situation Room”? MORE »