O fair Cocktober, ye slayer of perverts and porn-filth fans, ye scourge of bathroom goblins and peen-flashers! Today’s Cocktober Update features a judge in Florida who was accused of showing off his man-parts in a Starbucks bathroom on the campus of the University of Miami. MORE »

This is Sue Schwab and she is the United States Trade Representative. She does all sorts of important things with her days, I’m sure, but it’s kinda of technical and wonk-y and I’ve been warned. So, let’s talk about her clothes!

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