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Posts Tagged ‘bush 41’

Gay Larry Craig’s Been Denying It Forever

Tuesday, August 28th, 2007


Jeez, the news sure was newsy back then, in 1982, when then-Congressman Larry Craig was also on national teevee denying he fucks boys. He was “unmarried by choice” at the time, and accused of getting Congressional pages HIGH ON COCAINE/MARIJUANA and screwing them at his house. MORE »


Nostalgic Trading Cards Remind Nation of Earlier Bush/Iran Shenanigans

Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007

good times ... - WonketteWhat’s more American than the Reagan-Bush administration arming the Islamofascist Islamists of Iran to pay the Ayatollahs back for releasing the American hostages as a political stunt to let Reagan and Bush 41 win the White House so they could pay international arms/drugs dealers to supply right-wing Central American death squads with money and weapons? These whimsical 1980s trading cards remind us that the same motherfucking people have been fucking up everything with the same fucking “enemies” or “allies” forever.

1980s: Iran-Contra Scandal Trading Cards [Authentic History Center]


If the Bushes Hate Ron Paul, Then America Loves Ron Paul

Monday, July 23rd, 2007

Here is something we’ve figured out about Ron Paul: We don’t care about him one way or the other, he’s got a dumb & humorless campaign staff, and his supporters are a bunch of dingbats who project whatever oddball stuff they believe on the guy. But you know what? We still endorse Ron Paul for president, because the Bushes have tried and failed to stop him in the past. MORE »


Hey, Remember This Guy?

Monday, July 9th, 2007


A young Bill Clinton, a middle-aged George Bush and … well, hello little fellow! What did you have to say about the world, way back in 1992. Oh, it’s not a good idea to export all of America’s working-class jobs to China?

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Weekend At Bushies

Monday, July 2nd, 2007

Usually they make the Devil sign ... - Wonkette
Oh how cute, the War Family makes little peace signs at the photographers. What other kind of douchebag behavior did our Royal Family partake in this weekend with Russian buddy Vlad the Putin?

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Those Who Forget the Past Are Condemned To Bush Vomiting On Them

Friday, June 8th, 2007

Jenna’s Book About Country Her Grandfather Destroyed

Tuesday, April 17th, 2007

Hot shoe, burnin down the avenue. - WonketteThe NYT had some boring “trends” thing last weekend about Jenna Bush and the crazy new trend of having some ghostwritten crap book put out to rehabilitate a political person’s image, and we obviously ignored it … until the curious subject of “Jenna’s book” began to resonate in the usual foul way:

Jenna Bush, one of the twins better-known for partying than publishing, will write Ana’s Story: A Journey of Hope, a book that chronicles the real-life saga of a 17-year-old single mother with HIV in Panama.

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Bin Laden & Saddam Really Were Connected … At Bush’s Bank

Friday, April 6th, 2007

Never mind, it was a long time ago! - WonketteLet the America-hating Arabs at the Washington Post say whatever they want, we stand by Dick Cheney and his continued claims that Saddam Hussein and Osama bin Laden had deep financial connections. MORE »


George H.W. Bush, Live On Stage In Los Angeles!

Tuesday, March 13th, 2007

The Godfather - WonketteWonkette has a West Coast Bureau so we can read blogs about things that happened in LA last night just two miles from the West Coast Bureau. For example, Poppy Bush spoke Monday evening at the Dorothy Chandler Pavilion downtown. The dude is like the Energizer Bunny of the New World Order — on Sunday he collapsed on a Palm Springs golf course, and on Monday he was telling lies and jokes to Republican loyalists.

Learn how to see former world leaders for half price or less, after the jump.

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Poppy Bush Denies Groping TV Performer’s Ass

Tuesday, March 6th, 2007

Grab-ass with Gramps - WonketteHere’s some “light news” to make you forget your troubles and realize that the celebrities have problems, too: A teevee performer called Teri Hatcher had lunch with Bush 41 for some reason. The actress is about half Poppy’s age, which is pretty old considering Poppy is like 97. And somebody was shooting some bad video of Poppy and the old gal having a chat in the parking lot somewhere, and then Poppy totally grabbed the gal’s ass and was all squeezing it and kissing her! There is video proof! MORE »


Jimmy Carter Targeted By Bush 41’s Bizarre UFO Scam

Monday, February 26th, 2007

After Jimmy Carter won the presidency, he paid a visit to then-CIA director George H.W. Bush’s office and supposedly asked to see the agency’s UFO files — Carter had seen something weird flying around the skies back in 1969, when he was standing outside a Lion’s Club in Georgia, and had made campaign promises to open up the government’s X-Files.

Find out how the Bush Family protects the Alien Invaders from space, too, after the jump.

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Free At Last, Almost: Noriega Will Be Released

Thursday, January 25th, 2007

Best buddies! - WonketteRemember George H.W. Bush’s first war? He got pissed off at his buddy Manuel Noriega because Manny stopped giving a cut of the coke money to the CIA, and next thing you know U.S. Marines are blasting Van Halen at the Panamanian Vatican Embassy … and that’s how the leader of a sovereign nation (that we actually stole from Colombia) ended up in a Miami prison for 15 years. MORE »


E. Howard Hunt: Man of Letters & Many Mysteries

Thursday, January 25th, 2007

Spy, crook, killer, author - WonketteBeloved Watergate criminal E. Howard Hunt finally died this week at the rotten old age of 88 — just a week after he publicly blamed Lyndon Johnson for ordering the assassination of John F. Kennedy. As Hunt himself has long been suspected of being one of the CIA black-ops artists behind JFK’s murder in Dallas, that was a pretty weird revelation.

As he begins his eternal torture in Hell, let’s look back at the curiously rich and varied life of a man who maybe didn’t start off 100% crooked … after the jump.

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