Wasillapedia: A Sad Repository of Alaskan PDFs
Monday, September 8th, 2008
- The City of Wasilla makes its big debut on the Internet! This thing is called “Document Central” and there are like 9 PDFs, which Sarah Palin will soon ban. [Ben Smith]
- Boy emperor George W. Bush approves of Sarah Palin because of her experience in Washington as Governor of Alaska. [Jonathan Martin]
- Nancy Pelosi refuses to admit that the time some Republicans spent their August vacation yelling about drilling to literally no one changed everything. [Daily Kos]
- Why is Sarah Palin hiding a secret stash of a million sexy racist emails sent to the Alaskan Monarchy? And why is Husband Todd always CCed when none of the emails pertain to snowmobiling? [Mother Jones]
- Joe Biden still wants to cut Iraq into three Iraqs, and then lose three different Iraq Wars, just so he can win the election. [Fox Embed]
- Thanks to a certain enchanting snow goddess, McCain has drawn even with Obama in the polls. [Top of the Ticket]
- The City of Wasilla makes its big debut on the Internet! This thing is called “Document Central” and there are like 9 PDFs, which Sarah Palin will soon ban. [Ben Smith]
- Boy emperor George W. Bush approves of Sarah Palin because of her experience in Washington as Governor of Alaska. [Jonathan Martin]
- Nancy Pelosi refuses to admit that the time some Republicans spent their August vacation yelling about drilling to literally no one changed everything. [Daily Kos]
- Why is Sarah Palin hiding a secret stash of a million sexy racist emails sent to the Alaskan Monarchy? And why is Husband Todd always CCed when none of the emails pertain to snowmobiling? [Mother Jones]
- Joe Biden still wants to cut Iraq into three Iraqs, and then lose three different Iraq Wars, just so he can win the election. [Fox Embed]
- Thanks to a certain enchanting snow goddess, McCain has drawn even with Obama in the polls. [Top of the Ticket]
Oh no! Condi’s stuck on repeat! Or maybe shuffle! She went places, she met people… but it all seems so familiar, like she’s just coasting for the next eight months or something. I don’t know about you, but there are some Condi reruns I’d much rather see, so let’s use the magical, revelatory power of Photoshop to pump up the Condiweek that was… after the jump, natch!
On Monday, 
Since January 2001, when our then-new President Bush gave his first fake State of the Union address — it was actually a “budget message,” as he had only been in the White House a few hours and hadn’t yet screwed up the country forever — America has gathered together for one glorious evening each January for our most precious freedom. Yes, we are talking about 
Ha ha ha, the President made a hilarious joke about not being able to speak our language correctly, which is only funny if you missed the past seven years. Still, it was funnier than the time he made a PowerPoint about not being able to find WMDs in the Oval Office.
A White House spokesman told reporters that GWB “stayed up past his usual bed time I think” to see who won Iowa, and also that he thinks that the primaries are great tests of character. It’s not about the day-to-day, Bush has reportedly said in private, probably out loud to no one in particular, but it’s how you do over the long term that counts. There are a great many other revealing character tests in politics, like how one can serve as the president for 8 years and yet leave office without a single valuable policy initiative accomplished or a single competent appointment made but still think one’s opinion is valuable, for example. [