Bush
Guess Who Is the Keynote Speaker at the Cayman Islands Alternative Investment Summit (Hint: It Is George W. Bush)
How NICE that Dubya can take some time off to get away from whatever the hell it is he does these days to address a bunch of Job Creators in a quiet room in the Cayman Islands. What is the Cayman Islands Investment Summit, you might be wondering? It is exactly what you think it [...]
Jeb ‘The Smart One’ Bush Gladdens Democrat Hearts With Vague ‘Maybe’ To Veep Question
West Palm Beach, Fla – Y’all ready to see if George H.W. Bush’s testes can ruin the world (again)? Former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush says he might prove it by considering a shot at the veep spot, if asked nicely by Willard. But he doesn’t think Willard likes him that way. That’s ok, because even [...]
Mr. Hitler Goes To Washington
Republicans’ psycho cousin The American Nazi Party (ANP) registered its first lobbyist this week. They grow up so fast! It seems like just yesterday they were destroying the world! John Bowles, das lobbyist, registered Tuesday with House and Senate offices to represent the ANP.
Reading Is Fun, And So Is Drinking
Saturday, September 26: Laura Bush did not read to her children and she felt bad because her kids became losers. To make up for it, she invented The National Book Festival. Even though she is gone from DC and one daughter is now on the teevee, the festival continues, but it is now hosted by [...]
It’s Fine, Obama Will Just Make Do With Bush’s Vintage Fake Legal Rationales For Torture
A choice bit of news today for terrorists and people who just seem like terrorists: Obama and his legal pals have decided that they will not be giving themselves any more pretend legal authority in order to detain suspicious people indefinitely. It turns out Bush and Cheney did a pretty comprehensive job of back in [...]
Wasillapedia: A Sad Repository of Alaskan PDFs
The City of Wasilla makes its big debut on the Internet! This thing is called “Document Central” and there are like 9 PDFs, which Sarah Palin will soon ban. [Ben Smith] Boy emperor George W. Bush approves of Sarah Palin because of her experience in Washington as Governor of Alaska. [Jonathan Martin] Nancy Pelosi refuses [...]
Condi Classic Sitcom Reruns
Condi’s Ton O’ Luv
Casting ‘n’ Condicising
Beyond the Valley of the Condi Veep Rumors
Condi’s Running Out of Time
Condi Encounters Half-Naked Tribal Leaders in Africa
Black Velvet Bush Administration Will Make Your Eyes Bleed with Joy
The Eighth Annual G.W. Bush S.O.T.U. Drinking Game
Condoleezza Dream Team: McCain and Rice ’08!
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