December 8, 2013
Who is this mysterious giant sidekick standing by John Boehner? It’s wearing a burqa and seems poised to suicide-bomb him at any moment if he doesn’t do the Sharia they agreed upon earlier. WAKE UP, AMERICA, THERE ARE GIANT MUSLIM ROBOTS IN CONGRESS THIS VERY SECOND. [Reuters via Wonkette operative "Dan"]
Listen, Senator Scott, unless you want your senatorial daughters to end up like old what’s-his-name’s nutty daughter with the boobs and the retractable regrettable Twittering, it’s time to cover up those gals and live like a real Republican.