Tag: burglary

Eff you, Florida

Florida Jerks Super Excited Their Neighbor Shot A Kid, Saved A TV

Stop us if you've heard this one before. Gun-toting Real American Hero Florida Man is just minding his own business and patrolling his charming suburban subdivision, packing heat as one does in Florida, when he sees a dangerous teenager,...
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Boise Burglary Suspect Is One Sad Panda

Sometimes you just need to get out the ol' rainbow-puking gnome, and today is one of those days, because today, Tuesday, December Second, in the Year of Our Lord Two Thousand Fourteen, we learned that an 18-year-old woman was...
Right in the buns!

Okla. Mom Shoots Fleeing Burglar In Buns; Wingnut Erections To Never Subside

This story about Oklahoma mom Cathy Kouba and the butt she shot is a great Rorschach test for how you feel about guns and the killing of people in the USA: “Kouba said she grabbed the gun her son gave...

Karma Burgles Car Robber-Arsonist-Congressman’s Darrell Issa’s House

Hey, did you know that Congressman Darrell Issa invented your neighbor's car alarm, the one that goes off for hours at a time, because your neighbor is a fucking asshole? Congressman Darrell Issa got the idea for a car...