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  #RIPpatriarchy

Hero Dads Who Are Heroes Cook Dinner Sometimes Like Total F*cking Heroes

Sometimes he helps, no, no really
Sure, in old-timey days the women did all the housework and the childcare and the cooking and the shopping and the every other damned thing including the wiping of their husbands’ precious bottoms, but ever since the feminists killed patriarchy — well, it’s stayed pretty much the same. Except for a handful of Hero Dads Who Are Heroes. Get your hankies, folks, because you are going to be soooo moved by this touching tale of dads lifting a finger. Sometimes two! Read more on Hero Dads Who Are Heroes Cook Dinner Sometimes Like Total F*cking Heroes…
  impeach

Unemployment Rate Falls To 7 Percent, Proving We Must Repeal Obamacare

Folks, it’s time to face facts. Obama’s plan to destroy the economy has failed. We had high hopes after the first 14 months of Obama’s first term, as we reveled in the negative jobs numbers that kept rolling in month after month like an ever-rising tide of sorrow. “Good,” we said to Satan, who is our best friend with whom we love to drink blood and other taboo fluids, “Now all we have to do is sit back and wait for Obamacare to finish the job! And if that fails, why, maybe we can hand out some more poisoned money to GM and the big banks! Ha! Ha!” Well, so much for that. The Bureau of Labor Statistics just released the jobs report for November, and it’s bleak. 203,000 new jobs. The lowest unemployment rate (7%)  since December 2008. That makes 45 straight months of job growth, and this time they’re not even all at McWal-Burger Hospice Warehouse: The only sectors that declined were information (-1,000) and financial (-3,000). Not only are we adding jobs, but the sector most capable of screwing everything up again shrank the most!  Read more on Unemployment Rate Falls To 7 Percent, Proving We Must Repeal Obamacare…
  commies under the bed

Daily Caller Finds Communist Under BLS Nominee’s Summer Camp Bunk

Well so much for your nomination to head the Bureau of Labor Statistics, Erica Groshen, because the Daily Caller has discovered you are a Communist. Maybe you should have considered all your future employment prospects before you sent your children to Jewish Summer Camp! Yeah, no, we’re not kidding. Matthew Boyle, world’s greatest reporter, details how Camp Kinderland was started by Jewish Reds (like there was any other kind of Jew in the ’30s, but besides the point!) and Groshen sent her children there, so everybody please bring some wood to place at Groshen’s feet, for the burning! Read more on Daily Caller Finds Communist Under BLS Nominee’s Summer Camp Bunk…