Tag Archives: bumper stickers

  that's not racial transcendence

‘Don’t Re-Nig’ Lady Has Magic Dictionary That Says ‘N-Word’ Is Not Racist

We’re not sure what “dictionary” Miz Paula Smith of Hinesville, Georgia, “reads,” but she clearly has Knowledge on her side when she says the n-word “is not racist.” Roger Friedman of Forbes got Miz Smith on the tallyphone to ask her why her company, Stickatude, has been selling some perhaps-inelegant bumper stickers that have doubtless been enlivening your MyFace page all week. “According to the dictionary,” she told him, “[the N word] does not mean black. It means a low down, lazy, sorry, low down person. That’s what the N word means.” Read more on ‘Don’t Re-Nig’ Lady Has Magic Dictionary That Says ‘N-Word’ Is Not Racist…
  true art

Rusted Camper Reminds World Obama Is Muslim Satan, UFOs Are Angels

“MONKEY MIND OBAMA THE GREAT SATAN, AND THE CHANGE HE PROMISED YOU.” A sentence for the ages. While it stays true to the viewer’s spelling and grammar expectations, this vehicle switches up the art form by being a camper rather than a pickup truck, and we can safely say it has some refreshing new ideas in the small print we’ve never seen plastered on one of these before. “OBAMA HAS BOOSE PARTY’S EVERY OTHER DAY AT THE WHITE HOUSE, GIVEING EVERY-ONE $150 STEAKS (IMPORTED) TO EAT,” America’s most trusted journalist, the old rusted-out camper, reports. Read more on Rusted Camper Reminds World Obama Is Muslim Satan, UFOs Are Angels…
  that's a really souped-up scooter

SUV Announces Magical March On Washington Happening On 9/12

If there’s anything we’ve learned from this koran-burning non-story, it’s that people from Florida are idiots. (Haha, we already knew that.) Well get ready, Washingtonians, because, according to the back of this Toyota RAV4 spotted on I-395, Floridians are in town for a big 9/12 rally on the Mall! Read more on SUV Announces Magical March On Washington Happening On 9/12…
  wonkette's weekly review of the week that was

Remembering Our Fallen Week: In the Muslin Fashion

The Cordoba Victory Party Mosque continued to inspire America’s best passions all over our xenophobic idiot-state, even after our own Muslim president cowardly came out in favor of its “constitutional” right to exist. Read more on Remembering Our Fallen Week: In the Muslin Fashion…
  death and violence

Nashville Anger Bear Flips Off, Slams Father/Daughter Car With Obama Bumper Sticker

The class act to your left right [WE MOVED THE PICTURE] is elderly Nashville Anger Bear Harry Weisiger, who simply does not care for this Obama or any of his stupid tax ‘n’ spend commie faerie fans, especially the ones who showboat. Yesterday, he saw one of these gloating fucksticks ahead of him in traffic, sporting an Obama bumper sticker, and knew what he had to do. Read more on Nashville Anger Bear Flips Off, Slams Father/Daughter Car With Obama Bumper Sticker…
  steal these cars

It’s America’s Hottest New Bumper Sticker

Rich car-owning operative “Amanda” sends notice of the latest terrible decoration that the monsters are swapping around: “Hi, I’m a longtime reader living in Gainesville, FL. Driving around town this morning, I sat at a stop light behind a woman in a white Mitsubishi with the bumper sticker ‘Don’t Blame Me, I Voted for Sarah!’ with this website on it: http://ivotedforsarah.com.” It’s funny because “Palin voters” can STILL BE BLAMED FOR EVERYTHING. But you really should visit this bumper sticker’s website; we promise that there aren’t any “biggest fucking hi-res pictures of Sarah Palin ever” on the front page. [I Voted For Sarah] Read more on It’s America’s Hottest New Bumper Sticker…
  new definitive announcements

Lame Bumper Sticker Means Evan Bayh Is Vice President Now

Today has been so fun! In the last however many hours, Tim Kaine, Chet Edwards and Bill Nelson have all been named Barack Obama’s vice president! And now Evan Bayh will DEFINITELY UNDOUBTEDLY get his turn as vice president, because of a PRESCIENT BUMPER STICKER: “KMBC’s Micheal Mahoney reported that the company, which specializes in political literature, has been printing Obama-Bayh material. That’s Bayh as in U.S. Sen. Evan Bayh of Indiana. Word leaked out about the material as it was being printed up by Gill Studios of Lenexa. The Obama campaign had said it would make the announcement by text message on Friday.” And Gill Studios wouldn’t deny it, so, well, you know! But this sticker doesn’t look very Barry-ish. For one, his name is in a RED background, and more importantly, stylish Barry would never stoop to the uncouth level of a serif font. Look at those ugly serifs! Evan Bayh is nothing. UPDATE: Oh no nevermind, he does use that serif font. Evan Bayh is the second black vice president of the United States. [KMBC] Read more on Lame Bumper Sticker Means Evan Bayh Is Vice President Now…
 

Your 2008 Bumper Stickers

My Other Car is The Straight Talk Express (which is a car now, because they cannot afford the bus) The Angel Moroni is my copilot. America must end its dependence on foreign gas, grass, and ass. Read more on Your 2008 Bumper Stickers…