bumper stickers

THAT'S NOT RACIAL TRANSCENDENCE  1:35 pm March 19, 2012

‘Don’t Re-Nig’ Lady Has Magic Dictionary That Says ‘N-Word’ Is Not Racist

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

We’re not sure what “dictionary” Miz Paula Smith of Hinesville, Georgia, “reads,” but she clearly has Knowledge on her side when she says the n-word “is not racist.” Roger Friedman of Forbes got Miz Smith on the tallyphone to ask her why her company, Stickatude, has been selling some perhaps-inelegant bumper stickers that have doubtless [...]

TRUE ART  9:47 am March 25, 2011

Rusted Camper Reminds World Obama Is Muslim Satan, UFOs Are Angels

by Jack Stuef

“MONKEY MIND OBAMA THE GREAT SATAN, AND THE CHANGE HE PROMISED YOU.” A sentence for the ages. While it stays true to the viewer’s spelling and grammar expectations, this vehicle switches up the art form by being a camper rather than a pickup truck, and we can safely say it has some refreshing new ideas [...]

THAT'S A REALLY SOUPED-UP SCOOTER  5:05 pm September 10, 2010

SUV Announces Magical March On Washington Happening On 9/12

by Jack Stuef

If there’s anything we’ve learned from this koran-burning non-story, it’s that people from Florida are idiots. (Haha, we already knew that.) Well get ready, Washingtonians, because, according to the back of this Toyota RAV4 spotted on I-395, Floridians are in town for a big 9/12 rally on the Mall!

WONKETTE'S WEEKLY REVIEW OF THE WEEK THAT WAS  9:00 pm August 20, 2010

Remembering Our Fallen Week: In the Muslin Fashion

by Benjamin Frisch

The Cordoba Victory Party Mosque continued to inspire America’s best passions all over our xenophobic idiot-state, even after our own Muslim president cowardly came out in favor of its “constitutional” right to exist. Famous clown/Senator Carl Levin got smacked in the face with a Cordoba pie. A man whose name supposedly means “a frothy mixture [...]

DEATH AND VIOLENCE  2:19 pm March 26, 2010

Nashville Anger Bear Flips Off, Slams Father/Daughter Car With Obama Bumper Sticker

by Jim Newell

The class act to your left right [WE MOVED THE PICTURE] is elderly Nashville Anger Bear Harry Weisiger, who simply does not care for this Obama or any of his stupid tax ‘n’ spend commie faerie fans, especially the ones who showboat. Yesterday, he saw one of these gloating fucksticks ahead of him in traffic, [...]

STEAL THESE CARS  3:49 pm August 10, 2009

It’s America’s Hottest New Bumper Sticker

by Jim Newell

Rich car-owning operative “Amanda” sends notice of the latest terrible decoration that the monsters are swapping around: “Hi, I’m a longtime reader living in Gainesville, FL. Driving around town this morning, I sat at a stop light behind a woman in a white Mitsubishi with the bumper sticker ‘Don’t Blame Me, I Voted for Sarah!’ [...]

NEW DEFINITIVE ANNOUNCEMENTS  6:25 pm August 22, 2008

Lame Bumper Sticker Means Evan Bayh Is Vice President Now

by Jim Newell

Today has been so fun! In the last however many hours, Tim Kaine, Chet Edwards and Bill Nelson have all been named Barack Obama’s vice president! And now Evan Bayh will DEFINITELY UNDOUBTEDLY get his turn as vice president, because of a PRESCIENT BUMPER STICKER: “KMBC’s Micheal Mahoney reported that the company, which specializes in [...]

CAMPAIGNS  12:03 pm August 6, 2007

Your 2008 Bumper Stickers

by Alex Pareene


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