Tag: bumper stickers

‘Don’t Re-Nig’ Lady Has Magic Dictionary That Says ‘N-Word’ Is Not Racist

We're not sure what "dictionary" Miz Paula Smith of Hinesville, Georgia, "reads," but she clearly has Knowledge on her side when she says the n-word "is not racist." Roger Friedman of Forbes got Miz Smith on the tallyphone to...

Rusted Camper Reminds World Obama Is Muslim Satan, UFOs Are Angels

"MONKEY MIND OBAMA THE GREAT SATAN, AND THE CHANGE HE PROMISED YOU." A sentence for the ages. While it stays true to the viewer's spelling and grammar expectations, this vehicle switches up the art form by being a camper...

SUV Announces Magical March On Washington Happening On 9/12

If there's anything we've learned from this koran-burning non-story, it's that people from Florida are idiots. (Haha, we already knew that.) Well get ready, Washingtonians, because, according to the back of this Toyota RAV4 spotted on I-395, Floridians are...

Remembering Our Fallen Week: In the Muslin Fashion

The Cordoba Victory Party Mosque continued to inspire America's best passions all over our xenophobic idiot-state, even after our own Muslim president cowardly came out in favor of its "constitutional" right to exist. Famous clown/Senator Carl Levin got smacked in...

Nashville Anger Bear Flips Off, Slams Father/Daughter Car With Obama Bumper Sticker

The class act to your left right is elderly Nashville Anger Bear Harry Weisiger, who simply does not care for this Obama or any of his stupid tax 'n' spend commie faerie fans, especially the ones who showboat....

It’s America’s Hottest New Bumper Sticker

Rich car-owning operative "Amanda" sends notice of the latest terrible decoration that the monsters are swapping around: "Hi, I'm a longtime reader living in Gainesville, FL. Driving around town this morning, I sat at a stop light behind a...

Lame Bumper Sticker Means Evan Bayh Is Vice President Now

Today has been so fun! In the last however many hours, Tim Kaine, Chet Edwards and Bill Nelson have all been named Barack Obama's vice president! And now Evan Bayh will DEFINITELY UNDOUBTEDLY get his turn as vice president,...

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