Rich car-owning operative “Amanda” sends notice of the latest terrible decoration that the monsters are swapping around: “Hi, I’m a longtime reader living in Gainesville, FL. Driving around town this morning, I sat at a stop light behind a woman in a white Mitsubishi with the bumper sticker ‘Don’t Blame Me, I Voted for Sarah!’ with this website on it: http://ivotedforsarah.com.” It’s funny because “Palin voters” can STILL BE BLAMED FOR EVERYTHING. But you really should visit this bumper sticker’s website; we promise that there aren’t any “biggest fucking hi-res pictures of Sarah Palin ever” on the front page. [I Voted For Sarah]

Today has been so fun! In the last however many hours, Tim Kaine, Chet Edwards and Bill Nelson have all been named Barack Obama’s vice president! And now Evan Bayh will DEFINITELY UNDOUBTEDLY get his turn as vice president, because of a PRESCIENT BUMPER STICKER: “KMBC’s Micheal Mahoney reported that the company, which specializes in political literature, has been printing Obama-Bayh material. That’s Bayh as in U.S. Sen. Evan Bayh of Indiana. Word leaked out about the material as it was being printed up by Gill Studios of Lenexa. The Obama campaign had said it would make the announcement by text message on Friday.” And Gill Studios wouldn’t deny it, so, well, you know! But this sticker doesn’t look very Barry-ish. For one, his name is in a RED background, and more importantly, stylish Barry would never stoop to the uncouth level of a serif font. Look at those ugly serifs! Evan Bayh is nothing. UPDATE: Oh no nevermind, he does use that serif font. Evan Bayh is the second black vice president of the United States. [KMBC]

• My Other Car is The Straight Talk Express (which is a car now, because they cannot afford the bus)

• The Angel Moroni is my copilot.
• America must end its dependence on foreign gas, grass, and ass.
• “Well-behaved women seldom marry Rudy Giulaini.”
• If this van’s Baracking, withdraw from Iraq(ing)
• Honk if You Regret Your Vote Authorizing the War
• If you can read this, Tom Tancredo might not deport you.
• Ask me about Ron Paul, the North American Union, “the security and prosperity project,” and/or the secretive “American currency union.” Actually, just talk to me, please, I am desperately lonely.