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BUMMER

Friday, September 11th, 2009
  • MEANWHILE IN EX-KENTUCKY STATE LEGISLATOR NEWS: “State police have charged former Kentucky GOP lawmaker Steve Nunn with violating a protective order after his former girlfriend was found shot to death in downtown Lexington.” So… Nunn/Santelli ‘12? [AP]

BUMMER

Thanks For Ruining Steven Chu’s Facebook Experience

Tuesday, July 21st, 2009

Steven Chu doesn't like this.
Oh great, now you cretins have ruined the Facebook experience of a Nobel-prize-winning physicist who is saving America from Energy Problems, when he’s not cooking or trying to learn golf. MORE »


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K-Lo Did Not Have A Good Time At WHCD

Monday, May 11th, 2009

We mentioned earlier that we saw staunch “Reagan Conservative” and National Review marm Kathryn Jean Lopez at a pre-WHCD cocktail party, where she looked uncomfortable, what with all the homosexuals sipping the Devil’s Vinegar and all. Unlike your Wonkette, however, K-Lo stayed for the dinner portion, where she saw the various blacks make 9/11 jokes to an appreciative liberal media audience all cackling like sadists and jumping on tables left and right to perform partial-birth abortions and play frisbee with the bloody mutilated fetuses while sucking each others’ gay-married cocks and pooping on pictures of Ronald Reagan and the Pope before injecting white children with the AIDS cancer and science juice. MORE »


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Denver Police To Crack Down On Pot Smokers During Convention

Wednesday, August 20th, 2008

Denver has this peculiar thing that’s been in the news the last couple of years in which the city has more or less decriminalized, or stopped enforcing, marijuana laws for small amounts. On the other hand, Colorado state laws override the city’s initiative, and they suck. But overall, if you want to smoke your marijuana cigarettes, Denver’s a pretty good place to do so. EXCEPT WHEN THE STUPID DEMOCRATS COME TO TOWN. MORE »