Bush: Iraq Pretty Much Like Vietnam
Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007
With his daughter getting married, his administration wiretapping all of his political enemies, paranoia running rampant and everyone in the country high out of their minds on coke, Bush has finally come to realize that his pointless, unwinnable war is exactly like Johnson and Nixon’s pointless, unwinnable war. Because while before we were fighting in Iraq to prevent Iraq from fighting in us, or something, now we fight there so that Pol Pot doesn’t rise from the dead and take over. It’s true! Bush is going to deliver a speech about it and everything! MORE »
With his daughter getting married, his administration wiretapping all of his political enemies, paranoia running rampant and everyone in the country high out of their minds on coke, Bush has finally come to realize that his pointless, unwinnable war is exactly like Johnson and Nixon’s pointless, unwinnable war. Because while before we were fighting in Iraq to prevent Iraq from fighting in us, or something, now we fight there so that Pol Pot doesn’t rise from the dead and take over. It’s true! Bush is going to deliver a speech about it and everything! MORE »
So did everyone else have a good time at the party? Huh? 
Alberto Gonzales would like to let you know what he believes in. Children are our future, accountability, etc. etc. blah blah blah. And he’s Mexican! Fuck all y’all! 
Oh, John Kerry. We’re just going to reprint your entire blast email, because a summary could not do justice to its obnoxious inanity. 
The Defense Department finally admitted that its claims of 
John “MAVERICK” McCain has a plan to end the war: 
We were reluctant to post this picture because we thought it far too good to be true — and, you know, we only post things that aren’t true if they involve one of the twins. But a source at AP confirms that some old vet did indeed still have some fight in him. When it moved on the wire, subscribers were warned: “EDS: NOTE OBSCENITY.” Now the big question is that if it’s real, how come it’s not in more papers? All together now: Oh, that liberal media…” 