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Bulgarian Leader Briefly Trapped In Cable Car!

Sergei Stanishev, the prime minister of Bulgaria, was stuck on a cable car at a ski resort for an hour yesterday. The power went out, which apparently happens all the time over there, in Bulgaria, because they keep building things even though they don’t have electricity or roads and other such Western luxuries. After the jump: video footage of Prime Minister Stanishev bravely battling German double agents on top of a cable car. Read more on Bulgarian Leader Briefly Trapped In Cable Car!…
 

The Foreigns Love Sex, Drugs, And Organ Sales

As the title of this feature tries so valiantly to assert, we don’t think that the Foreigns are really that different than from us. Sure, they jabber in weird languages and wear funny clothes, but when it comes right down to it, we all have the same basic set of human needs: we all want to get high, to have sex while we’re supposed to be working, to fake the deaths of our political enemies, and, of course, to live forever by extracting the organs of the healthy and powerless. Read more on The Foreigns Love Sex, Drugs, And Organ Sales…
 

The Foreigns TV: Sex ‘n’ Violence!

The votes are in! No, not in your silly American primary election; I’m talking about The Foreigns, who got one look at last week Malaysian sex tape scandal and voted with their cameras, genitals, and fists. “Yes!” they said, in their Foreign languages. “I too want to do titillating things on camera that will end my political career forever!” After the jump: The Foreigns do it live on TV and/or film, for your entertainment. Read more on The Foreigns TV: Sex ‘n’ Violence!…
 

Condi’s Saddest Condiweek Launches Condiweek ’08

Each week, veteran Condiwatcher Peter Huestis (also known as Princess Sparkle Pony) provides a summary of the searing wit and infinite wisdom of America’s Favorite Princess Diplomatâ„¢! I’ll be honest with you: It wasn’t the Condiweek of all Condiweeks. One of her diplomatic BFFs got assassinated, Condi’s democracy didn’t work out so well in Kenya, and instead of glamorous foreign guests, she only got visits from Bulgaria and Libya. But how can we learn all there is to know about the adorable Foggy Bottom hostess with the mostest if we don’t try to understand these “down times” together? Read more on Condi’s Saddest Condiweek Launches Condiweek ’08…
 

Laura & George Break the Fast With Jesus & Dr. Collins

Did you know a Prayer Breakfast is like Advil & Coffee for your soul? Here’s Laura, George, Rep. Emanuel Cleaver of Missouri trying to eat some hotcakes while the Good Doctor Francis Collins gets busy with the Jesus songs. Today’s National Prayer Breakfast was the best ever! Read more on Laura & George Break the Fast With Jesus & Dr. Collins…