budget deficit
Paul Ryan Unveils Budget, Makes ‘White Rabbit’ Our New National Anthem
It is budget season again in Washington, D.C., which means it is time for the villagers in our nation’s capital to pretend that a plan written by Congressman Paul Ryan, who was last seen on election night icing down his tuchus after being spanked hard by Barry Bamz and Old Handsome Joe Biden, is not [...]
‘Budget Hero’ Video Game Gives All Americans Chance To Fail At Budget Deal
For anyone out there who doesn’t find managing their own household budget on a daily basis to be nearly enough tedium, there is “Budget Hero 2.0,” a wonky computer game that allows players to reach the same eventual frustrating conclusion of fiscal doom as their ordinary leaders. Developed by the Woodrow Wilson Center, the game [...]
Ohio Fetal Heartbeat Bill Passed So Public Can Pay To Have It Struck Down
Take heart, angry war fetus! The cranky olds of the Ohio House of Representatives have imaginary-heard your testimony and finally passed their “Fetal Heartbeat Bill,” an unconstitutional law that prohibits abortion after six weeks. In other words, this was a law passed “for fun,” as it has no chance of becoming actual law. Here is [...]
Allen West: Evil Women Keeping Men From Fixing Budget
Allen West compared American politics to the movie 300 last week, because that’s of course the best analogy for anything, especially if you’re face down on the beer-soaked floor of a frat house or something like that. Why is it that this huge country runs a budget deficit? Women. Stupid women are always like, “Don’t [...]
‘Mad Strangler’ Joe Biden To Strangle Everybody, Especially Republicans
Remainders: Lynch the Landlord
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