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Dumb Alabama Town Decides Not To Jail Transgenders For Pooping At Their Local Target

The "No Doo Doos For Transgenders" ordinance is dead!

It’s Super Tuesday Again! (For The Eleventy-Millionth Damn Time)

Now updated with some results! Hey, people in the Northeast who don't live in New York or Massachusetts or whatever! You live in Connecticut, Delaware, Maryland, Pennsylvania and Rhode Island, and you are wearing a sticker on your boob...

Loser Tennessee Can’t Even Manage To Pass Anti-Gay Law

What's shakin' Tennessee, home of Yr Wonkette? Are you looking around the South all excited about how Mississippi hates the gays and North Carolina hates the transgenders and OH BOY maybe you could get the Nashville music community to...

Bryan Fischer Wishes Bryan Adams Would Stop Lynching All The Blacks In Mississippi

There's a fight a-brewin' and it's Bryan vs. Bryan! In one corner, we have noted civil rights leader Bryan Fischer of the American Family Association. In the other corner, it's Bryan Adams, Canadian pop star who sings about the "Summer...

North Carolina Prepares For Jizz-Pocalypse After Being Cockblocked By Mean Porn Site

<a href="http://wonkette.com/600547/north-carolina-republican-breaks-up-with-bruce-springsteen-becomes-belieber"></a>North Carolina has really done it this time with its new anti-LGBT law, HB 2. It was one thing when it was just Paypal canceling expansion plans in North Carolina. It was another when Bruce Springsteen decided to...

North Carolina Republican Breaks Up With Bruce Springsteen, Becomes Belieber

You might have heard that Bruce Springsteen was one of the first to actually put his money where his mouth is regarding North Carolina's new hate law HB 2, canceling a scheduled concert in Greensboro. Can you believe that?...
'Merca!

A Children’s Treasury Of Sexy Fourth Of July Patriotic Musical Videos

For your America Day enjoyment, we proudly present this retread/update of a 2011 post by "Wonkette Jr," whose actual identity is lost to time -- truly, we are standing on the shoulders of an unknown giant. Since not even...
‘John, let’s do a shot for the warden.’ And for the junior Senator from Texas.

Ted Cruz Loves Good Old Country Music Because 9/11 And Also Pandering

Now this is some carefully targeted pandering! In an interview with CBS This Morning, Ted Cruz explained that the terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001, completely changed his taste in music, apparently because classic rock failed to meet his anger...
Damn dirty longhairs

Musicians Dishonor Troops, Make The Baby Jesus Bald Eagle Cry

Did everyone catch the terrible Concert for Valor to honor our military veterans last night? We say it was terrible because some of the musicians took it upon themselves to dishonor the troops, the flag, the bald eagle, Mom,...
Chris Christie, communist who would save New Jersey if he would allow price gouging

Chris Christie Will Fight Some Dumb Lady About Bruce Springsteen, Boss Of You

Just because New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie (R-Bridgegate) makes Bruce Springsteen sick to his stomach because Christie stands for everything The Boss stands against is no reason why The Boss doesn't want Christie pretending they are total besties. Take...

Born To Just Sit There Idling: Jimmy Fallon & Bruce Springsteen Team Up For Awesome Bridgeghazi Parody

Chris Christie has lost the Boss, not that he ever really had him. Here for your morning clipbait are Jimmy Fallon and Bruce Springsteen, two broken heroes on a last chance power drive...but mostly just stuck in traffic on...

Chris Christie Splits the Baby, Eats It

Gov. Christie has returned from the wilderness where he was in communion with The Great Smog God of Turnpike Exit 7-A, and has made his official declaration about how to fill Sen. Lautenberg's recently vacated Senate seat. According to...

Obama, Christie Tour Sandy-Hit Boardwalk And We Do Not Make Even One Fat Joke About It

It was a scene to make the spirit of John Hughes weep tears of being dead: Chris Christie and Barack Obama, the founding bros of the bromance that has come to define the term, reunited at Bruce Springsteen’s The...

Chris Christie Literally Weeping Over Beauty Of His Forbidden Boss Love

Chris Christie, he of the New Jersey governorship, the tough-talkin', Romney-snubbin', bum-fightin' sonofagun who won't apologize for a damn thing, thank you, has been ensaddened. He loves Bruce Springsteen, you see. He lurves him. He luffs him. But Springsteen doth...

Fox & Friends: Why Doesn’t NBC’s Hurricane Sandy Telethon Have More People Who Sneer At People Who Need Help?

Well it is obviously Media Matters Day here on your Wonket, as they are our "idiotic Fox & Friends video" go-to, and Fox & Friends is on somewhat of a tear! Now? They're just asking! why NBC would give...