broward county
Broward County Once Again Sucks At Life, Finds 963 Ballots In Some Warehouse
We almost went a day without a “stupid Florida” story. Almost. In case you have already forgotten and moved on, there was an election eight days ago, and going into it everybody was quite fixated on a small number of states, Florida being one of them. As it turned out, Florida didn’t matter because Obama [...]
Prominent Florida Bigots Unite Against Holidays For Perverted, Evil, Terrorist-Cult Children
Today’s lesson in religious tolerance comes to us from Florida, where we are talking about Islam, so, just a heads up, today’s lesson is going to be awful. The request was to close Broward County schools for two Muslim holidays, the end of Ramadan and the end of Hajj, for the same reason that the [...]
We Are Sure These Mysterious Vote Tally Changes In Broward County, Florida, Are No Problem At All
Hey remember the 2000 election, when Florida went to Bush by 538 votes after he got a bunch of rich douchebags to go fake a “riot” outside the Miami-Dade polling headquarters? Well turns out you can avoid all of that unpleasantness if you just change the vote tallies BEFORE the election! Why, just this week, [...]
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