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Tag: bros

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Turns Out Starbucks Is A ‘Grande’ Tax Avoider! And Other Assorted Coffee Talk

Good day, fiends, junkies, and catalog models. It's officially Fall, which means it's time for some Coffee Talk! What have our caffeinated Corporate Persons have been doing with themselves when they're not competing to create the flavor least likely to...
Oh, we get it, it's about date rape-type stuff!

People Seem To Think Bud Light Slogan Is Rapey, Just Because It’s Really Rapey

Earth's most generic light beer, Bud Light, has been doing an ad campaign that they think is oh so hip, lately, to try to get beer-pong playing, dildo-brained college kids to upgrade from Natty Light and drink THEIR piss...
"Bro, bro! Do you even lift, bro?"

Scott Brown Down To Party, Get Elected Senator, Whatever, It’s Cool, Brah

Scott Brown is the bro-iest bro who ever bro-ed his way across multiple states in search of a Senate seat, and Benny Johnson, digital director at National Review whose job description also involves giving verbal handies to Scott Brown,...

Male ‘Journalist’ Tucker Carlson Sad There Are No Male Journalists Because Jill Abramson Murdered Them All

Since the suspiciously ungracious and despicably cruel firing of Jill Abramson, the first female executive editor of the New York Times -- apparently for no reason other than because she was a "pushy" "mercurial" "polarizing" "brusque" beeeyotch who twice...

RNC Dude Just Busting Obama Campaign Manager’s Chops, Bro

Dude, working for the RNC is a sweet gig, but July is, like, super boring. Even the money people agree that the jobs report numbers, which ought to be good for some laughs on Barack Hussein, are lame. ...

New John McNaughton Painting Features Bro Chillin’ With The Constitution

Man, broheim, is that the Constitution? Dude, it's totally the Constitution. Nice. In this latest masterwork of paintsmithery from wingnut artist Jon McNaughton, our bro-hero, "The Empowered Man," straight-up took the Constitution from under Obama's feet so Jimmy Madison...

Conservative Conference Will Feature 100%-Bangin’ Toga Party

Are you all geared up for the upcoming State Policy Network (SPN) Annual Meeting in Asheville, North Carolina? Bro come on! The SPN is a network of wingnut think tanks and organizations throughout the country that helps "advance a...