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Posts Tagged ‘brookings’

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Thinkers Play Battleship

Monday, November 16th, 2009

Your head could be in this!Wednesday, November 18: AEI is worried that there are no female scientists.  Oh wait, they don’t really care, they’re just worried that the government may intervene and do something about this. You know, because government intervention in ANYTHING brings about dire “socioeconomic repercussions.” [AEI] MORE »


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Thinkers Declare Socialism To Be The Next Best Thing

Monday, October 26th, 2009

Your head could be in this!Monday, October 26: Does anyone notice that we have a black president? If you still feel like talking about race in the Obama era, you’re in luck: CAP is hosting a discussion about this elusive subject tonight at 6PM. [Center for American Progress] MORE »


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Thinkers Disclose The Truth About Sex: Babies For Everyone

Monday, October 12th, 2009

Your head could be in this! Thursday, October 15: In celebration of Columbus Day, Libertarians weigh the pros and cons of using smallpox blankets in Afghanistan. [Cato Institute] MORE »


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Thinkers Are Overwhelmed With Paranoia

Monday, October 5th, 2009

Your head could be in this!Tuesday, October 6: These days the EU poses about as much of a threat to the scientific method as Germany poses to France.  At least, that’s what most rational people think.  AEI exposes how the EU has placed science in jeopardy! [AEI] MORE »


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Thinkers Play Jesus

Monday, September 28th, 2009

Your head could be in this! Monday, September 28: When you’re down, worried about socialism, and convinced that Obama is Hitler, Ronald Reagan will always be there. Today, the Heritage Foundation once again honors this man.  [Heritage Foundation] MORE »


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Thinkers Take Back The Constitution!

Monday, September 14th, 2009

Your head could be in this!Tuesday, September 15: Happy anniversary Lehman Brothers!  One year ago today you kids went under, screwing over pretty much all of America. Here’s to last year, a year of high unemployment, bailouts and the near total collapse of the American/global banking system! The Brookings Institute examines what happened last September, where we are today, and what we can do to prevent future crises Tuesday at 10AM. [Brookings Institute] MORE »


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Thinking In DC Has Come To Halt

Monday, August 17th, 2009

Your head could be in this!Thinking in the heat must be bad for you because every major think tank  seems to be MIA this week. Can you get Palinized for thinking? MORE »


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When All Else Fails, Think

Monday, June 1st, 2009

Your head could be in this!Think tanks have this magical ability to fix all the evil in the world, just by thinking. This week they solve the Middle East crisis (ABOUT TIME) and explain how the financial crisis has affected everyone from children to small animals to the newest crop of starving, underpaid/unpaid interns in DC.  And the Heritage Foundation even manages to find the time to praise everyone’s favorite dead conservative, Ronald Reagan, again. MORE »


THINK TANKS

Brookings Pow Wow On What To Do With The Gitmo Detainees, And You’re Invited!

Monday, March 16th, 2009

Now that Obama has closed down the evil Gitmo prison camp, he’s left with 250 detainees that need to either be released or criminally prosecuted – of course, there’s that tiny little problem of Where, How and Why. MORE »


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Overheard in Washington: Lots and Lots of Profanity

Thursday, April 6th, 2006

Maybe this doesn’t fall under “overheard,” since the person in question was yelling, but here it is. This came in from a reader earlier this afternoon: MORE »


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Mr. and Mrs. Smith Go To Washington

Wednesday, February 1st, 2006

blazer.jpgCome now, people — let’s not let Brad and Angelina get our hopes up… MORE »