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Maybe Kenyan Muslim Marxist Gay Obama wants to live 1,096 feet from a mosque so he can hop, skip and jump to prayers WITH HIS PEOPLE!

Some racists on the Internet think so, so you know it is true.

'Reasonable human,' by the way, also hopes Donald Trump becomes president.

UH OH, they've LOST him. So we reported last week that whore-creeper former "family values" advocate Josh Duggar had gone to a "rehab center" in...

Rightwing radio preacher and homeschooling guru Kevin Swanson is starting to let us down, folks -- the penultimate chapter of his e-rant about the...

We will preface this by saying we have no idea if this is an elaborate joke or the quixotic crusade of one clearly fairly...

Your Wonkette reporter of The Homosexuals is back bearing good news, or as they like to call it in church, "a new gospel": All of...

CNN ASKS CANTOR ABOUT SILLY BRITNEY SPEARS NONSENSE: Whoa hey this turned out to be some kinda coveted chunk of 2-hour-news-cycle hobo meat, huh?...

HER LOSS: LANDRIEU DEFINITELY NOT AT BRITNEY CONCERT: The Huffington Post has run with this "gossip blog"'s reported confirmed life-defining economy-saving news report about...

And you all thought Washington wasn't sexy: the office of ambitious young House Republican Whip Eric Cantor has confirmed to your Wonkette that instead...

Here's our own Liz Glover at some Republican event, doing her thing, when SUDDENLY Dick Cheney smelled the blood of someone under 60 years...

Hey, it's still Friday, so here's some of that "fun" you people don't like so much. Walnuts! has a running mate, and she's also...

Oh that wacky Paris Hilton, seizing on the moment. Here she is wearing a creepy swimming gown and responding to John McCain's dumb ad...

John McCain and his loser friends are all racists, which we know because they made an ad with Britney Spears and Paris Hilton but...

There's been a hilarious debate on the Internet the last couple of days, as per usual, about whether the McCain "Celeb" ad was Racist...

YOU ALL SUCK: The Obama campaign has surprisingly responded to that latest piece of shit McCain ad, probably because they thought of this nifty...

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