• May 27, 2012

brit hume

Brit Hume is very concerned about Tiger Woods’s Values, which revolve around having sex with monsters — out of wedlock! He read on the Wikipedia that Woods is a Buddhist — a.k.a. El Salvadoro-Mexican quesadilla worship — and would like for the private golfer to convert to his beloved Christianity. Even Bill Kristol hears this [...]

Rahm Emanuel wanted Obama’s Senate seat for himself — it is a fucking object of inestimable worth — and asked Blaggy to save it for him. Still, he didn’t offer Blaggy any famous nine-fingered handjobs in return. [TPMMuckraker] Howard Wolfson is taking his porn and his Bon Iver mixtapes and his dumb blog to New [...]

Oh man, this is sort of sad! Brit Hume, by many measures one of the least offensive Fox News personalities in existence, is stepping down from the anchor’s desk after 12 years because he has lost his enthusiasm for the job. (Quick everybody, quit your job because you are bored!) Twelve years on Fox would [...]

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