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Sarah Palin’s Posse Grabs White House By Pussy, And It Is Classy As Fuque!

Donald Trump only invites the classiest people over for dinner.
Bristol Palin is Mad About A Thing

Bristol Palin Has some SERIOUS Questions For Feminists — How Will We Ever Answer Them?

Wow, Bristol's really stickin' it to us!

Your Weekly Top Ten Is Crying With Michelle Obama, But In A Good Way (We Guess)

YOU COME WATCH THIS MICHELLE OBAMA VIDEO RIGHT NOW. AND READ YOUR TOP STORIES TOO.

Sarah Palin Is Idiot, Whereas Tom Cotton Is … Correct? Huh, That Can’t Be Right …

Sarah Palin and Tom Cotton have thoughts on Julian Assange. GUESS WHICH ONE IS STUPIDER.

2016: The Year The Palins And The Duggars Bored The Everloving Sh*t Out Of Us

Oh, Palins. Oh, Duggars. We still can't quit you, even if you do suck lately.

Unceremoniously Knocked Up Bristol Palin Pissed About Thing

Bristol is APPALLED by these so-called 'A-listers' who won't even perform for Trump's inauguration. HOW DARE THEY?

Wonkagenda: Wednesday, August 03, 2016.

You get in here and read your newz breif, RIGHT NOW!

Sarah Palin Spills Boone’s Farm In Rage Over Lyin’ Hillary’s Email Tyranny

Guys, we don't think Sarah Palin is real happy with the FBI's decision not to recommend indictment for Hillary.
Turn that poo-face upside down, Sarah.

Sarah Palin Sick And Tired Of Lamestream Gotcha Questions … From Little Kids.

This is pathetic, even for Empress Grifts-A-Lot.
The Sarah Palin Fartknocker Report, Presented By Fartknocker

Sarah Palin Under Impression Somebody Asked Her Opinion On Orlando Shootings

The grifter from Wasilla really should delete her Facebook page.

Looks Like God Made An Honest Woman Out Of Bristol Palin LOL

Is she pregnant? We are just assuming yes.

Bundy Boys Or Bristol Palin, Who Is The Dumbest? Your Weekly Top Ten

OH HEY WONKERS, WHAT IS SHAKING? We are fine, thank you for asking. So, it's Saturday and that means it's time for your weekly Top Ten list, which is full of all the bestest stories you clicked on the mostest,...

Bristol Palin Knows Who Has A Penis And Who Has A Vagina

It was just another day at the office at Bristol Palin Writin' Stuff Real Good Industries, LLC. Bristol was mad, because her personal assistant had gotten her lunch order wrong. Two KFC Double Downs, a bottle of Boone's Farm...
Oh christ, she's TRYING to be funny...

Sarah Palin Right About Thing, When Thing = ‘Don’t Wish Gang-Rape On Sarah Palin’

<a href="http://wonkette.com/599566/half-term-governor-says-half-term-senator-too-inexperienced-to-be-half-term-president"></a>Never say that Wonkette is not fair to Sarah Palin. Oh yeah, we are usually making hilarious jokes about how she quits everything and she's a giant grifter and she can't talk good, and maybe if she spent...