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Peyton Manning Hires Ari Fleischer To Ensure No One Believes A Word He Says

Over the weekend, a big thing happened in sportsball, which you know we are always on top of here at yr Wonkette. Turns out that the freedom-hatersĀ over at Al Jazeera declared jihad on All-American Hero Denver Broncos quarterback Peyton...

Three Simple Rules For Doing Revenge Porn On Your Ex In New York

We have a verdict in New York's first revenge porn case, and it's bad news for anyone who has ever been humiliated after sending erotic self-portraits to their "main ho," "side piece," or "significant other," and wants to see...

Republican Who Tweeted About Trayvon Martin As A Drug-Addled Gay Hustler Would Like To Show You His Penis

This morning we learned about Todd Kincannon, a sensitive former executive director of the South Carolina GOP. We learned that he loves to say on Twitter that Travyon Martin deserved to be put down like a rabid dog, and...

Minnesota’s Booze Supply Latest Horrifying Casualty of Shutdown

NOW IT IS SERIOUS. As "the eternal winter of war" continues to defecate all over the once-pristine state of Minnesota, we are hearing terrifying news reports that Minnesota's liquor is running out. Nobody is able get their state-issued liquor...