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Former White House Spokesman Calls Bret Baier ‘Dude,’ Suggests He Take A Chill Pill

If this morning you hear the wingnuts mockingly saying the word “Dude” over and over like Tourrette’s-afflicted hipsters, no, it is not a sudden effort to appeal to young voters. They are referring to a Thursday evening appearance on Brett Baier’s show by one Tommy Vietor, former White House national security spokesman for the Obama Administration. The subject was — what else? — Benghazi, because oh Jesus who the hell even knows anymore? We have long since given up on figuring out what we’re supposed to be outraged about. Obama ordered his Muslim brethren to attack the consulate because that was where Ambassador Stevens hid the results of a DNA test that proves the president’s father was really a time-traveling super-intelligent ferret? Sure, let’s go with that. Baier was grilling Vietor over the email released the other day that the wingnuts think is some sort of smoking gun because it shows public relations flacks practicing public relations. The host tried to pin down the former flack on when some changes were made to the now-infamous Susan Rice talking points in the days after the attack. Let’s join this ridiculous shit-show, already in progress. Read more on Former White House Spokesman Calls Bret Baier ‘Dude,’ Suggests He Take A Chill Pill…
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Ailes: Respected Non-Partisan News Organization ‘Fox’ Did Not Make Hot Monkey Sex On David Petraeus

Sometimes, we like to lie around and wonder stuff. Like, “What is it like being human pile of mildewed old sandwiches Roger Ailes?” Is it fun? We bet it is fun. You can send people to the dungeon; you can order the cutting off of miscreants’ hands. You get to hang out with Shep! It is probably all good. But what happens if someone betrays you by leaking a tape of some peon (she’s not an employee; they pay her less than $75 large, as if anyone could even survive on such “money”!) being a go-between for you and Greatest American Hero Gen. David Petraeus, telling him to run for president against the Kenyan Impostor, yo, and you’ll be his campaign manager, and Murdoch will bankroll it, and the rest of the people at Fox will be “his in-house.” Why, that almost sounds like Fox News would take a side in a political campaign. That can’t be right. Read more on Ailes: Respected Non-Partisan News Organization ‘Fox’ Did Not Make Hot Monkey Sex On David Petraeus…