Tag: bret baier

It wasn't his case, but 9/11

Radicalized FBI Sleeper Cell Probably Led By Rudy Giuliani

Haha, attempted coups are hilarious!

James Comey Strikes Again (And Again And Again And Again)

We're pretty sure the FBI needs to GO TO JAIL.
Sharks is confusing!

What If Fox News Didn’t Suck So Much?

For real, it could happen! Would that make you happy or sad?

Fox News Tries To Slay Donald Trump, Gets ‘A’ For Effort

Last night, Fox News surprised the hell out of us. Not by trying in valiant vain to slay the Beast Who Mocks, Donald Trump -- we knew they'd do that. What we didn't expect is that they would employ...
and also too energy, we forgot to put "energy" when we made our meme

Is It Time To Put Ben Carson Out Of His Misery? (Electorally Speaking, Of Course!)

Dear friends, we are worried about our smartest brain surgeon to ever cut open brains and also run for Republican president of America, Ben Carson. We have been saying for a long time that we are pretty sure his...
Just sayin' a little prayer.

Marco Rubio Ready To Be President Of Jesus

Have you met Marco Rubio's personal BFF, the one man who loves him more than anyone else, who braids his hair and tells him everything is going to be OK when people make fun of his sexxxy man boots?...

Canadian Ted Cruz Has Awesome New Slur For Foreigns

Foreign-born poutine fart Ted Cruz has a shiny new knee-slapper of an IN YOUR FACE for all them foreigners who didn't have the good sense to stamp CUBA on their birth certificates. It is so good, you guys, you will...
Steve Doocy asked his black friends, so it's okay.

Fox News Race Experts So Mad Obama Allowed To Use N-Word And They Aren’t

In the aftermath of the Charleston shootings, many people are grasping for answers and trying to have a discussion about enduring racism in the United States and what can be done about it. Wingnuts at Fox News are currently...
Some people say...

People Who Think About Gay Sex A Lot Uncover Massive Gay Conspiracy At Fox News

The truth is out there, man, and the truth is pretty damn gay. Fox News's anti-Christian, pro-butt-sechs bias has been exposed by a handful of brave truth warriors, and we now have completely verifiable and not at all made up...

Mitt Romney Didn’t Ignore The Troops, He Said ‘Military’ Like Twice

When Mitt Romney (remember, the one running for president against Michelle Obama's husband) spoke at the Republican National Convention, he mentioned pretty much everything that's ever existed except America's men and women in uniform. The liberal media turned this...