Tag: breitbart.com

Stupidest Man On Internet Wants Steve Bannon To Sue Nancy Pelosi, For Butthurt

Steve Bannon a white supremacist? Where on earth would Nancy Peolsi ever get that idea?
Definitely the platform, but not the premier. What about the person and the agent?

Breitbart Watch: Hero Wingnut Forces Jewish Guy To Love Steve Bannon Forever, Except Not

Next on Breitbart: Liberals refuse to acknowledge evidence of angels dancing on pins.
We thought we were the honorable ones

Shocked By Sudden Lack Of Ethics At Breitbart, Gal Reporter And Boy Idiot Resign

In surprising news Sunday night, Breitbart "News" (that still cracks us up) reporter Michelle Fields and sphincter-at-large Ben Shapiro said they are leaving the august bastion of rightwing journalism. Following the alleged assault of Fields by Donald Trump's campaign...

Brave Hero Breitbart Reporter CRUSHES Dumb Buzzfeed Guy Who Lied All Over Donald Trump

These are dark days indeed for McKay Coppins, some dumb guy from Buzzfeed who wrote a totally uncalled-for scurrilous PACK OF LIES about Donald Trump, who as everyone knows is the YOOGEST, CLASSIEST GUY, and then McKay Coppins forced...

Disgraced Jailbird Jack Abramoff Takes Rightful Place As Matthew Boyle’s Voice Of Moral Authority

Whey-faced tube of cookie dough Matthew Boyle, ace staff reporter at Corpse Andrew Breitbart’s Internet Resting Place, has quite the scoopy scoop today. As faithful readers know, Boil Boyle has been hot on the trail of New Jersey Senator...

A Children’s Treasury Of Random Wingnut Post-Election Whining (Part 1 of ???)

Do you people have any idea how hard it is to sift through all the insane rightwing mutterings about the reelection of Barack Obama so that we can bring you the very best? Neither do we! It all starts...

ABC News Should Fire Brian Ross, And Other Notes On Being Terrible

There are 12 people dead and 50 injured at a movie theater in Colorado, including a baby. It's not as though you can't look into a suspect's history after a massacre and report things as they're confirmed. That's what...

THE VETTING: White House Giving Obama Balls To Children?

Look what he's done now. Nothing is ever too shameless for our dear Celebrity in Chief, who couldn't even finish his basketball game at the White House Egg Roll today because he was so busy making out with his...

Conservative ‘Bad Boy’ Ambush Reporter Sticks It To Bono (Impersonator)

Jason Mattera is the official Bad Boy Reporter of Washington, D.C. -- always wearing his rebellious leather jacket, pickin' up chicks with his Harley, showin' 'tude to the Man,...

‘THE VETTING’ Is Just Unearthing Game-Changer After Game-Changer

While we were typing trivial other things, Breitbart.com's new children's scavenger hunt THE VETTING continued turning out hot scoops about radical liberals. Look at the latest "get": A CNN lady had tweeted that she was sad when the black...