Alex Marlow insists that the definition of rape has changed to 'any sex you later regret.'
Roy Moore And Mitch McConnell Are Fighting, And We Can Hear Steve Bannon’s Giggly Jizz Yelping From Here
The good news is that this will probably not end well for Bannon.
Just kidding, but let's point and laugh at Breitbart setting its dick on fire and eating it again.
How could Hannity just kill a Keurig, Republicans are trying to push the Trump/Ryan tax cut (for the super rich only), and the NSA's hacker problem. Your morning news brief.
This is truly groundbreaking.
These assholes cannot stop falling all over themselves to defend alleged child molester Roy Moore!
Roy Moore is a gross pervert and people are actually defending him, the Senate shows its tax cuts (for the super rich), and old Reaganites are full of sads. Your morning news brief.
The entire GOP is saying Roy Moore should step aside IF his kid-diddling allegations are true. How do they plan to find out?
An anti-gay traditional values Bible beater is maybe a disgusting pervert? YOU DON'T SAY.
Sorry, Donald Trump, the grown-ups are talking.
Trump has the very best people. And they get their information from the very best fever swamp emails.
The GOP has a cat fight, Rexxon is ruining the world, and Lou Dobbs blows Trump on national television. Your morning news brief.
Not very surprising!
Click to see how many jizz jokes we can make in one post. SPOILER IT IS A LOT.
Can't say they don't know their customer base.
Trump brings back Christmas, Bannon goes to war, Trump can't wait to 'You're Fired' SCOTUS Democrats. Your morning news brief.