Tag: breitbart

How Is Facebook Breaking America For Trump And Russia Today?

HOW IS IT NOT?

Trump White House Adds Black ESPN Lady Jemele Hill To Hit List, We Mean Shit List

GO FUCK YOURSELF, SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS.

Milo Yiannopoulos Lied About Losing His House In Hurricane Irma Because #Jokes

Milo posted a picture of someone else's house that had been destroyed in the hurricane and claimed it was his own. Grifters gonna OPEN THREAD!

Ted Cruz Penis Hacks Twitter! Wonkagenda For Tues., Sept. 12, 2017

Russia has been busy in Not American Internets, climate change gives Scott Pruitt a sad, and Ted Cruz's peener is tweeting. Your morning news brief.

The 58 Stupidest Cucking Things Steve Bannon Said On ’60 Minutes’

Does '60 Minutes' always interview people who had to go back to their high school jobs because they failed in the Big Boy World?

Should Facebook Go The Fuck To Jail For Helping Russia Elect Trump President? Or For Just Being Facebook In General?

Russian military intelligence spent some DOLLA BILLS on Facebook ads to fuck with the 2016 election. WHOA IF TRUE!

Trump And Jeff Sessions Just Took A Tiki Torch To DACA

This was nothing more than a love letter to the same Nazi white supremacists who marched through Charlottesville.

BREITBART SIRENS! TRUMP UNDER HOUSE ARREST/COUP, ACCORDING TO IDIOTS!

Pizzagate dude and Breitbart aren't freaking out, YOU'RE FREAKING OUT!

Harvey Steals Trump’s Thunder. Wonkagenda For Tues., Aug, 29, 2017

Price-gouging in Houston, Trump's Phoenix blowup, and this guy from Minecraft is pouring money into Pizzagate investigations. Your morning news brief!
Mean? Maybe to Butthead.

Gateway Pundit: No Russian Twitterbot! No Russian Twitterbot! YOU’RE The Russian Twitterbot!

You'd think these guys would be glad to know someone likes them.

Trump And McConnell In Epic Bitchfight. Wonkagenda For Wed., Aug. 23, 2017

Trump holds another rally, the military is holding everything together, and the NRA wants to kill all the cute critters. Your morning news brief!

Breitbart Weeping Salty Tears About Weak, Pathetic, Flip-Flopping President Trump

It's not that we think expanding the war in Afghanistan is so great. It's that we enjoy laughing at Breitbart.

Trump Throws Tantrum Over Sun Stealing Moon. Wonkagenda for Aug. 21, 2017

Trump finally has ideas about Afghanistan, Steve Bannon grabs his gun, and the Kennedy Center will RESIST political affiliation.

Your Weekly Top Ten Is Full Of Wonkette Toddler Singing Movie Songs, Like She Does

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT THIS SECOND!