Our boyfriend Jake is full of zingers, and his butt cheeks are perky!
Move over, every other TV journalist that ever lived! Also, your OPEN THREAD.
Milo got press credentials for a White House press briefing, because That's America Now.
Trump insults Australia, Betsy DeVos might fail, and oh, we're going to war with Mexico? Caliente! Your morning news brief!
Trump's Muslim ban blows up in his face, Not America hates Trump, Philly scares the GOP. Your morning news brief!
He was working WITHOUT PAY. Oh, and did you hear Israeli intelligence is looking into this too?
Some of you people just don't understand how democracy works: there's an election, someone wins, THE END.
Hillarites and Berners, let us once again love each other and stick it to THAT OTHER GUY.
We thought we were smart, but it turns out we're porn-addicted dummies who've never read Shakespeare. Ay, me!
She wants to sing this classic protest song about black people being lynched, would that be OK?
Wonkette can't wait to publish its review of this book never, because ZZZZZZZZZ.
Lynch could have stopped Comey from throwing the election. But she didn't.
SPOILER: The Jews did not actually steal Christmas.
Governor Moonbeam is back, and he rocks.
Who is making Corey Lewandowski a victim in the War On Christmas? WHO?
The Weather Channel does not take kindly to people using its videos to 'disprove' climate change.