HOW IS IT NOT?
GO FUCK YOURSELF, SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS.
Milo posted a picture of someone else's house that had been destroyed in the hurricane and claimed it was his own. Grifters gonna OPEN THREAD!
DAMN. HOLY SHIT. DAMN.
Russia has been busy in Not American Internets, climate change gives Scott Pruitt a sad, and Ted Cruz's peener is tweeting. Your morning news brief.
Does '60 Minutes' always interview people who had to go back to their high school jobs because they failed in the Big Boy World?
Should Facebook Go The Fuck To Jail For Helping Russia Elect Trump President? Or For Just Being Facebook In General?
Russian military intelligence spent some DOLLA BILLS on Facebook ads to fuck with the 2016 election. WHOA IF TRUE!
This was nothing more than a love letter to the same Nazi white supremacists who marched through Charlottesville.
Pizzagate dude and Breitbart aren't freaking out, YOU'RE FREAKING OUT!
Price-gouging in Houston, Trump's Phoenix blowup, and this guy from Minecraft is pouring money into Pizzagate investigations. Your morning news brief!
People are talkin', talkin' Arpaio.
You'd think these guys would be glad to know someone likes them.
Trump holds another rally, the military is holding everything together, and the NRA wants to kill all the cute critters. Your morning news brief!
It's not that we think expanding the war in Afghanistan is so great. It's that we enjoy laughing at Breitbart.
Trump finally has ideas about Afghanistan, Steve Bannon grabs his gun, and the Kennedy Center will RESIST political affiliation.
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