• When Bill Clinton called Disney CEO Robert Iger to tell him to fix that “Path to 9/11″ bullshit, Iger said, “how high?” [The Ostroy Report]

• All new ABC pseudo-historical docudramas will air the disclaimer, “The film you are about to see has been modified to fit your perceived cultural biases.” [Swedes for Obama]
• Fred Phelps wants you to know that God hates John Stewart and his “hooligan sidekick” Stephen Colbert just as much as he hates fags. [Comedy Central]
• Blackberry addiction now a lawsuit worthy phenomenon. [The Volokh Conspiracy]
• Jack Abramoff called Rove, “a fat fuck,” did loads of other shady stuff. [TPMmuckraker]
• Michelle Malkin wants you to say “No!” to anarchist beer producers, crushes can with her foot as proof. [Hot Air]
• Ann Coulter’s “evil quotes” not quite tied directly to book sales, Gawker provides a chart in the hopes she say something that goes off it. [Gawker]
• Pakistani security services instantly locate a bikini-contest contestant. Osama still lost. [Hit & Run]

Reuters reports that current UN envoy John Bolton will not get his Senate confirmation vote any time soon. Basically, Lincoln Chafee can’t vote against the guy before his primary against that real Republican, and without Chafee, there’s no confirmation. MORE »

• William Christenberry stops by the Smithsonian American Art Museum to talk about his work. Free at 5PM but reservations recommended. [Smithsonian]

• Radio Birdman with Easy Action at Black Cat. $20 at 8:30PM. [Black Cat]
• Mulholland Dr. at AFI. “This surrealistic film noir’s subject is nothing less than the allure and danger of Hollywood itself.” Plus tits. 8:40PM. [AFI]

Photo by Liz Gorman, mustache by Frederick’s of Hollywood.

Crazed nutjob/American Ambassador to the UN John Bolton is apparently quite a catch. The man’s a bit media shy, seldom available to the press for one-on-one interviews. Unless, of course, you’re a big-breasted woman with a position on Israel somewhere to the right of Meir Kahane — as, conveniently enough, crazed nutjob/blogger Pamela “Atlas” Oshry is, helping her to score (ugh) two exclusive, bubbly interviews (”yeah, baby”?!?) with the man (one of which we’ve previously touched on [ugh again]).

Sadly, if you don’t display a banner on your blog identifying yourself as a “fan of disproportionate response,” you have a slightly harder time of it. Even with boobs! After the jump, learn the tragic tale of rejection by a man who looks like he ought to try to keep his options open.

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U.S. Rep. Katherine Harris, R-Fla., right, is hugged by Paul Debesa as she arrives Thursday, July 6, 2006, in the ‘Little Havana’ area of Miami. Harris, bidding to become the Republican candidate for a U.S. Senate seat, began the South Florida portion of her campaign by speaking at a restaurant. (AP Photo/Alan Diaz)

That’s our Kathy! With her fabulous world shrinking around her, our plucky heroine decided to bust out and find some new friends. And look! She found the Cubans! And I’m sure the delighted Cubans love Katherine right back, promising 100 votes for every old person hugged, 200 if she hugs them really, really close. MORE »

* More discussion of “Rush Limbaugh’s penis” and the Dominican hookers he’s been sticking it in. [The Republic of T] MORE »

We’ll go with: “I for one am convinced that if every gay man in America could have a good look at these, they would all be converted to the heterosexual lifestyle.” (AP) MORE »

Fuck! We sure are glad we don’t work in radio or TV. MORE »

This post is, of course, an excuse to post this picture. (AP) MORE »

We asked, and you delivered. MORE »