• February 15, 2012

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Fox News and the popular entertainment press have conspired to kill off Sarah Palin’s “Boob-Gate.” It’s over and finished, done, no more fun, no more page views, basically the end of America — but not really, because Palin herself had to get in a cutesy teevee reacharound with her Scientologist enabler Greta Van Susteren before [...]

Wonkette has never broken a more Important News Story than that one about Sarah Palin maybe or maybe not getting new boobs from the doctor. It has been repeated and reposted around the world, even on Howard Stern’s show. And, for the first time in HISTORY, Sarah Palin is actually keeping her mouth shut. No [...]

If the Burger King was president, Barack Obama wouldn’t be president: This is the #1 reason why the Burger King should be America’s Commander in Chief. (But if you’re not convinced, there’s eleven more reasons!) [The Corner] Wikileaks uploaded terrifying footage from an Apache Helicopter-Zeppelin’s War Crimes Cam, which is about as commendable as a [...]