Tag: breast cancer

Zombie Ronald Reagan Tells Republicans To Do Their Job

Who doesn't love the smell of Dead Reagan in the morning? Especially when he is trolling Republicans from the great beyond: The time is now right to join together in a bipartisan effort to fulfill our constitutional obligation of restoring...
We don't remember seeing this one at all. We must seek it out!

It’s Alive! Mystery Science Theater 3000 Is ALIVE! Your Weekend Nerdout

Happy Sunday Nerding to you all, Wonkers! Hope you are enjoying your weekly powered-down mode interval; as for us, we are toiling away in the snark mines, bringing you nothing but the finest possible nerdstuff, not to mention the...
Well done, Maine Lege!

Alabama Doctor-Senator Was Just Kidding When He Filed Revenge Bill Against Dead Patient

Well that was satisfyingly fast. After news broke late last week that Alabama state Sen. Larry Stutts, an OB/GYN, was trying to repeal a 1999 law passed after a woman died under his care, Stutts turned around Tuesday and...
Larry, you ignorant Stutts

Alabama Senator-Doctor Will Finally Get Revenge On New Mom Who Died Under His ‘Care’

Here's a shining example of how the noble institutions of democracy can address injustice: Alabama state Sen. Larry Stutts, MD, an OB/GYN who just took office in January, has introduced a bill to repeal a law inspired by the...
Will not cause cancer probably

Good News, Ladies, Your Bra Won’t Give You Cancer And Other News You Can Maybe Use

Good news, bad news, old news, new news -- Yr Wonkette has it all, for all your news needs. In case you were worried that your over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder was doing cancer to your lady lumps, breathe a sigh of relief because...

LifeNews Fap Fantasy Time: Let’s Just Say Robin Williams Killed Himself Over Abortion

Did you get your fill of people being terrible (hi, Rush Limbaugh!) and using Robin Williams's death for their own means (lookin' at you, douche-y Minnesota GOP guy!) yesterday? Haha too bad because we are going to cram even...

Ladies, Please Stop Thinking About Your Vagina And Start Thinking About Your Sad Brittle Bones

You'd think by now the Republicans would just be trying to figure out how to just take voting rights away from ladies and blahs and browns and homosexxicans rather than pretending that any part of their platform will ever...

Deleted Comments Of The Day: Why All The Hatin’ On MRAs, Wonkette Dude?

We have nine million comments backed up in the queue, and they are just precious! We will make an effort to bring you as many of these "real characters" as we can in the next few installments of yr...

Supreme Court May Decide If You Can Heart Boobies

Damn kids these days, with their rock 'n roll devil music and their whip-its (wait, is that still a thing?), and their bracelets to raise awareness about breast cancer. The court battle between two girls and their Pennsylvania school over...

Gay Obama Gonna Make The White House Pink Tonight, For Gayness, Breast Cancer, Whatever Same Thing

Gay Barack Obama, who is definitely and 1000 percent totally gay, is going to make the Black House White House pink tonight, because of how he is really absolutely supergay. Tourists may do a double take when they pass by...

Angelina Jolie Got Her Boobs Chopped Off, Yay Angelina Jolie!

Some years ago, we saw a film that made us want to murder all the people. It was called "In the Family," and it was about a young lady who has the BRCA gene that killed all her grandmothers...

LifeNews Finally Proves Link Between Abortion And Breast Cancer (By Making It Up)

LifeNews.com is a pretty cool website, at least for the people who say "pro-life" instead of "anti-abortion." It brings together all the news that makes abortion look like it is not only killing full-grown toddlers, but their mothers and...

The Inevitable ‘Who Wore It Best?’ Michelle Obama vs. Ann Romney Smackdown

Before going into too much detail, the answer is Michelle Obama. Always. Unless of course the question is, "Who ate the rest of my french fries?" (The answer to that question used to be The Snowbilly, but now who...

Adorable Right-Wing Group NFIB Displays Feminine Side By Expressing Support For Breast Cancer, Legitimate Rape

We spent most of our lives thinking that breast cancer sucks -- our mother is a breast cancer survivor, after all -- but apparently we were just thinking small, blinded to the huge political opportunity that breast cancer presents...

Susan G. Komen Staffers Dropping Like Flies

Leslie Aun, Susan G. Komen’s national vice president of communications, quit yesterday so that she can spend more time with someone else's children, in her new role as VP of communications for Venture Philanthropy Partners. We would like to...

Wingnuts Refuse to Sell Breast Cancer-Fighting Bibles, Out of Love for Cancer

What a charming holiday story: the nutsack owners of a Christian bookstore mega-chain are discontinuing sales of a particular Bible that donates one dollar of every sale to a breast cancer research charity, because of... what this time, charity...