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Sundays With The Christianists: A ‘World History’ Textbook That Loves The Smell Of Napalm In the Morning
Well, here we are, humping the boonies of the Culture Wars, and one of the Things We Carry is our 10th-grade textbook for homeschoolers, World History and Cultures In Christian Perspective. We know we promised we’d get to Ronald Reagan singlehandedly knocking over the Berlin Wall this week, but there’s just so much Cold War [...]
BREAKING! Secret Service Sexing Must Be Rampant Because Marines Bought A Hooker In Brazil!
Well now we are getting to the bottom of this! When the Secret Service was sexing all those ladies in Cartagena, was that an isolated incident? NO IT WAS NOT! And how do we know this? Because Defense Secretary Leon Panetta “admitted” that last year three US Marines hired a sex worker in Brazil! Now, [...]
Iranian Diplomat Too Sexy For Pre-Teens He Fondled In Public Pool
Is it just us, or is it kind of ick-nast that an Iranian diplomat posted in Brasilia fondled and groped at least four girls between the ages of 9 and 15 in a public swimming pool? It must be just us: The Iranians have called him home, but totes not for the fondling. No, it [...]
Study: Boozing Bad For Society, Eat Mushrooms Instead
A new study published by Limey scientist-types suggests that alcohol is more dangerous and destructive than heroin! Ha ha, so next time you are drinking alone in your room and mutter “at least I don’t inject opiates between my toes or in my eyeballs,” an Englishman will parachute through your window and then explain — [...]
Fat Employee Sues McDonald’s
This time it’s a BRAZILIAN activist judge legislating from the bench: A Brazilian court ruled this week that McDonald’s must pay a former franchise manager $17,500 because he gained 65 pounds while working there for a dozen years. The 32-year-old man said he felt forced to sample the food each day to ensure quality standards [...]
Upscale Dive Bars: This Would Be a Good Thing?
Pie: Recognizing that serving food out of an actual building gets you nowhere in D.C., Dangerously Delicious Pies will soon be serving their pies from the back of a moving vehicle. But should you be okay with eating pie under a roof, Monday-Thursday from 4PM-close, from their physical location on H Street NE, they offer [...]
Ocean Infested By Undocumented Sea Monsters (Illegals)
The liberals are going to poop all over Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission by making WordPress weblogs illegal. Makes sense and very sneaky! [RedState] The president of Brazil (Hugo Chavez) has been hanging out with the unfashionable Moscow/Tehran crowd, and you know what that means! Yes, Brazil has the Bomb and also probably the [...]
Sexy New Details About Mark Sanford’s Elaborate, State-Funded Quest To Bang His Firecracker Last June
The Washington Post has comical new details about the infamous, state-funded June, 2008 meetings South Carolina Sex Governor Mark Sanford set up in South America, to discuss TRADE, with potential “trading partners,” for whatever it is South Carolina produces. (Indigo.) Apparently his trip planners gave word to South American officials that maybe they didn’t really [...]
Life Without Outdoor Movies Is Not a Life Worth Living, and Other Ways To Get Back At Asia
Done: Screen on the Green: Two wars, the housing bubble, pig AIDS, and waterboarding all seem to pale in comparison to DCers’ outrage over the end of Screen on the Green. There’s no other way to interpret this except that God hates all of us.
DOES THIS MEAN THAT IT HAS TO STOP?: “WASHINGTON – A Metro station manager and a Metro custodian were arrested on prostitution charges after an undercover transit police investigation found they arranged sexual trysts for money from inside the Dupont Circle Metro station.” Oh boy! Apparently the station manager was the contact on a flier [...]
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