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* Dear god, one thing we were looking forward to about DC was getting away from cohabitating celebrities and their goddam nicknames. [Domepunks]
* The Wall Street Journal now comes with an index, to make that desperate search for a morning ego boost that much easier for members of DC’s Elite or those under investigation. [FishbowlDC]
* Make like new CNN correspondent William Bennett and put a little money on tomorrow’s big speech. [Poolitics]
* Dear god, one thing we were looking forward to about DC was getting away from those “up-and-coming” neighborhoods and their goddam nicknames. [DCist]