• OH NO TED KENNEDY: He was cold lunchin’ with the bigwigs in the Capitol’s Statuary Hall when he collapsed. It was apparently a seizure, and he got taken to the hospital. Also, for those Robert Byrd fans who freak out any time they hear about an old person falling over, fear not, Senator Byrd is fine. [CNN]

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ROBERT NOVAK HAS A BRAIN TUMOR! Is this why he ran over that guy last week? Best wishes for a speedy recovery, Prince of Darkness. [Human Events]