bradlee dean
Bradlee Dean: Gay Marriage Results In Plague Of Rocks, Rabies
Since you read Wonkette, you are probably a ghey or a ghey-lover, so you probably reacted with a range of emotions from “cool” to “ABOUT FUCKING TIME HELL YEAH” to the news that Minnesota’s gone gay all of a sudden. What you probably did not do is gnash your teeth and rend your garments about [...]
Bradlee Dean, Who Has Never Advocated Beating Children, Advocates Beating Children Again
Wonket bestie Bradlee Dean is still trying to tell schools how they should be, even though he keeps getting chased out of schools (and even whole towns!) for being The Worst. But here is a funny thing! In his newest “Good Old Days” column, in which he pines for a yesteryear when children could take [...]
In Which Wonkette Tries To Bait Larry Klayman Into Suing Us Also, Too
Here at Wonkette, we’ve been diligently working to arrive, as the kids say these days. We’ve been picking twitter fights with people (well, that’s mostly just the Editrix, but, you know, communism, so by extension all of us are fight-picking). We’ve been getting threatening letters from Bradleeeeeee Dean promising to sue us. But you guys, [...]
Ramblin’ Man Bradlee Dean Chased Out Of Schools, Town, For Being The Worst
“The reports that you are getting about the beliefs of students in public schools is not coming from the students, but rather the sick media spin-doctors and their disinformation.” – Bradlee Dean – Bradlee Dean, quoting Bradlee Dean Like so many failed heavy metal musicians from the 1980s, Bradlee Dean has been reduced to wandering [...]
Here Are Your ‘Winning’ Bradlee Dean Pix ‘N Lawyer Letters (You Win Nothing!)
After we received a delightful phoney-baloney legal threat from Expert Showman Bradlee Dean’s assistant lickspittle, just because we supposably “defamed” Dean by directly quoting him, we asked you, the Wonkettariat, to show us your fauxto chops and serve us up some manipulated images, for Comedy! We also asked you to prepare us some lawyerly replies [...]
Wonkette Bradlee Dean Photoshop Funtimes And Legal Letter Contest!
Hey, remember today? When we got that hilares letter informing us that we better, like, say sorry or something, and DEFINITELY take down all that libel-y stuff about one Mr. Herr Doktor Bradlee Dean? Well, some of you asked for a Photoshop contest, but we will do you one better! Since so many Wonkerados are [...]
First Amendment Hero Bradlee Dean Would Like To Give Your Wonkette Some Legal Fees
Serial SLAPPer Bradlee Dean has taken some time off from making high school girls cry, in order to retain a lawyer to threaten to sue your Wonket! Oh Lucy, what have we done now! Well, obviously we have “defamed” him — which seems to happen to the poor man so very often! — with a [...]
Bradlee Dean Would Like Us To Beat The Murder Out Of The Children
Hip-hop metal dude/bloated onetime Sebastian Bach and Jason Mewes triplet Bradlee Dean, usually seen owing Rachel Maddow $20 grand or at school assemblies making teen sluts cry, has an idea about how to keep our kids from murdering: Forget the meds, and break out that old-time “Rod of Correction”! Your editrix is sympathetic to the [...]
Sad Bachmannite Party Clown Bradlee Dean Invites Children To Commit Arson, For Freedom
Wonkette fan favorite Bradlee Dean is back at it with his tireless campaign to save the youths. Why do we need Michele Bachmann BFF Bradlee Dean more than ever? Because freedom needs brush fires, duh: Need for the Program: It is ever more urgent to use the internet to get our message out, since this [...]
Children’s Party Clown Bradlee Dean Thinks Rachel Maddow Is A Gross Ugly Lesbo
Super-groovy dude and Michele Bachmann BFF Bradlee Dean has some time on his hands since high schools throughout the Midwest stopped paying him to come and make their students cry about being baby-murdering, dirty-wedding-dress-wearing prostitutes. He also still has to pay Rachel Maddow a whole bunch of his greasy cash for having filed a meritless [...]
It’s A Good Thing Bradlee Dean Isn’t Being Sexist About Judge Who Awarded Rachel Maddow Attorneys Fees
Oh, Bradlee Dean, don’t ever stop being you! And more importantly, please keep Larry Klayman, founder of JudicialWatch and FreedomWatch — a not at all crazy person seen here discussing a Citizens Grand Jury to indict Supreme Court justices John Roberts and Elena Kagan — as your personal attorney forever and ever. Maybe a sitcom? [...]
Judge Lets Rachel Maddow Extort World’s Greatest Heavy-Metal Anti-Abortion Public School Assembly Star
What is the world coming to when you cannot sue known lesbian Rachel Maddow for $50 million for defamation for quoting your own words? And when, in fact, you must pay her legal fees (as well as the legal fees of a now defunct paper, the Minnesota Independent) just for suing her for $50 million [...]
Bachmannite Provocateur Is Preacher Heavy Metal Rap Artist In Iowa Assembly Gone Awry
When Dunkerton Community Schools in Iowa paid a reported $1500 to Minnesota-preacher-man-band “Junkyard Prophet,” the money was supposed to buy a high school assembly against bullying and for making good choices. And did it ever! Namely, it gave them firsthand experience with Bullying in the First Degree, and — surprise, public school district! — rather [...]
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