Tag: boycotts

Ben Shapiro Declared A Social Justice Warrior By People More Racist Than Ben Shapiro

With the rise of the "alt-right" -- which is exactly like the racist far-right, except they call themselves "alt" in order to insinuate that they were very cool in the '90s or something and maybe even listened to Nirvana -- the bar...
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Kim Davis’s Lawyer Tells Elected Official To Do Her Damn Job. For Real.

There are several things we know about the Kim Davis case. For one, the Kentucky clerk is an obvious victim of the homosexual conspiracies, who will roast in hell if she gets gay on her by signing marriage licenses, because her...
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Corporations And Celebrities Agree: Anti-Gay Indiana Can Get Bent

On Thursday, wingnut Indiana Gov. Mike Pence signed his state's Fuck The Gays bill into law, which basically says that as long as your religion tells you Jesus's first and only question on Judgment Day will be "and how...

Get Ready For Your Boycott And Counter-Boycott, Dos Equis

When the Most Interesting Man in the World holds a fundraiser for a certain Kenyan Anti-Colonial Marxist Communist Voodoo Witch, how do you think the Teatards feel about it? Happy? They feel happy, right? (Spoiler: They do not feel...

Wingnuts Furious: Obama Hugged A White Guy

Scott Van Duzer, the charming beefy pizzeria owner who gave President Barack Obama a big ol' bear hug the other day, says that he has been targeted for retribution by angry Republicans who are boycotting his Fort Pierce, Florida,...

Wingnut Boycotters Take Credit For Starbucks’ Business Cycle, JC Penney’s Lousy Management

What if they held a boycott and nobody stayed home? Protectors of traditional missionary-position-only marriage between straight people have been trying, without much success, to make big corporations stop being so darn gay. By most measures, the "One Million...

Tony The Tiger On Jon Stewart’s Vagina Manger: Tastes Grrrreat!

The Catholic League's Bill Donohue is none-too-pleased with the Kellogg's family of cereals, as it unaccountably refused to yield to his demands that it immediately stop advertising on the Jonathan Stewartsky Half-Hour Jew Hour That Hates Goys Full-Time. Oooooh,...

Bloodthirsty Lesbian Spokesmodel Ellen Degeneres Murders Nice Christian Ladies ‘One Million Moms’

Having already been totally slaughtered, the Warriors for Tolerance, Empathy and Good Taste known as "One Million Moms" (seven moms) have declared victory against Ellen Degeneres (Saddam Hussein) in their fight against her Manchurian Candidate stealth mission to educate...

Wingnut Mob Now Boycotting Superman, Because He Hates America

When even the nation's beloved cartoon superheroes are saying "Eh, fuck this place and your loser god," your country might be on the "wrong track." So here's mythical metrosexual King of America and lamestream media reporter Clark "Superman" Kent...

Everyone Boycotting Everything For Gayness and Jesus Purposes

ACTION ALERT! You may not be aware that there are products and services you are supposed to be boycotting right now, so your Wonkette reporter of homosexuals is here to save the day! Things used to be...

LADWP To Arizona: ‘Suck It, We Actually Own Your Power Plants’

Los Angeles Department of Water and Power general manager Austin Beutner just delivered a very quick, very brutal public response to some Arizona energy commissioner's jackass threat to cut the electricity flowing from that racist state to LA. It...

Arizona Jackass Threatens To Cut Off LA’s Power

Some Arizona energy commissioner is threatening to cut off electricity supplies to Los Angeles unless LA Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa renounces the city's boycott. "I would be happy to help them to renegotiate the power agreements so they no longer...

Boycott Arizona? Sure, Because It’s So Easy!

Have you people just HAD IT with Arizona being so evil and terrible and unleashing its dumb racist idiot garbage upon America again and again, forever? Boycott those jackholes. Gawker put together a list of some Arizona "big name"...

Freepers Are Going To Protest Existence Of Muslims By Boycotting Best Buy

OH woah woah woah, Best Buy has wished Muslims a Happy Eid al-Adha, the Islamic festival of sacrifice during which Muslims are traditionally encouraged to donate to charity?? Uhh nice try. Free Republic will boycott Best Buy now, just...

Boycott Whole Foods! Or Don’t!

So so many ethical quandaries this week! Should "we" "forgive" Michael Vick for being a dog-tortoruing sociopath, because he paid his debt to society? Should "we" continue to patronize a food store whose CEO -- a man whose douchebaggery...