Tag: boy scouts

Mikey Baby, You’re In A World Of Shit. Wonkagenda For Wed., May 9, 2018

Trump dumps Iran deal, Mike Pompeo gets some hostages, and election returns! Your morning news brief.

Rex Tillerson Still In Love With Dumbass ‘Moron’ Donald Trump, HE SWEARS!

Note that he does not deny calling Trump a 'moron.'

The Return Of Zombie TrumpCare. Wonkagenda For Wed., July 26, 2017

Republicans stay up all night trying to screw the poor, Russia threatens sanctions payback, and Rick Perry likes pig shit and booze. Your morning news brief.

Pussy-Grabbing Trump Preying On Boy Scouts Now

Shouldn't the Boy Scouts Of America host ACTUAL role models with impressive lives who love America? Just a thought.

What The Healthcare? Wonkagenda For Tues., July 25, 2017

Trump takes on Sessions, Sessions takes on weed, and the Senate takes on healthcare. Your morning news brief!

Sally Yates Is Your New Superhero! Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 31, 2017

Oh hey, did anything happen yesterday?
OK, maybe not a room at the State Department...

Vladimir Putin Picks Exxon CEO Rex Tillerson For Secretary Of State, Trump Agrees

Donald Trump's choice for secretary of State appears to be just another Russian hack.

Donald Trump’s Fake Charity Very Generous To Phony ‘Art Museum,’ Stiffed Kids With AIDS. Just Imagine.

We're starting to think this Trump guy is some kind of schmuck.
Girl that church has been gay forever.

Mormon Dad Forgot To Teach Son To Hate Gays, Will Never Get His Own Planet Now

Hey Wonk liberals, let's listen to the NPR together while we drink our vegan kale lattes, shall we? Ooh, here is an NPR radio program about the Boy Scouts organization ending its ban on openly gay scout leaders. Is there...
Finally legal

Boy Scouts Gay Now, Mormons’ Magic Underpanties All In A Wad

Hurray, the Boy Scouts of America have finally ended years of bigotry -- sort of -- by lifting the ban on gay adult scout leaders. We say "sort of" because individual church-led chapters still have the authority to decide...
Don't ask him, he doesn't know.

Scott Walker Not Sure How You Get The Gay, But Knows He Doesn’t Like It

Scott Walker is a typical Republican presidential candidate, in that questions are hard, words are hard, and he just doesn't know what to say about any of this. Like for instance, how does one get the gay? Does one...
Dumb. A-Hole.

Dumb A-Hole Scott Walker Wants To Protect Boy Scouts From Politicians Like Him

The Boy Scouts of America -- they're like the Girl Scouts, kind of, but not as tough, or cool, and no cookies, so, you know, LAME -- decided to join the 21st century and dump its ban on letting The...
Filing jointly now, we guess.

WONKETTE EXCLUSIVE: Let’s Eat Bon-Bons And Braid Hair With The Tennessee Gay Marriage Plaintiffs!

On Tuesday, plaintiffs in Obergefell v. Hodges journeyed to the Supreme Court from many faraway exotic lands -- Tennessee, Kentucky, Ohio and Michigan to be specific -- so that their case, to bring marriage equality to themselves and, by extension, to...

ISIS And American Red States Agree: People Aren’t Descended From Some Damn Monkey!

Ha ha ha, sometimes there are Serious News Headlines that just make a person fall into fits of LOL-giggles, and Talking Points Memo has served one up! We were just clicking through our Facebook, or maybe our news reader,...