Tag: boy scouts

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Donald Trump’s Fake Charity Very Generous To Phony ‘Art Museum,’ Stiffed Kids With AIDS. Just Imagine.

We're starting to think this Trump guy is some kind of schmuck.
Girl that church has been gay forever.

Mormon Dad Forgot To Teach Son To Hate Gays, Will Never Get His Own Planet Now

Hey Wonk liberals, let's listen to the NPR together while we drink our vegan kale lattes, shall we? Ooh, here is an NPR radio program about the Boy Scouts organization ending its ban on openly gay scout leaders. Is there...
Finally legal

Boy Scouts Gay Now, Mormons’ Magic Underpanties All In A Wad

Hurray, the Boy Scouts of America have finally ended years of bigotry -- sort of -- by lifting the ban on gay adult scout leaders. We say "sort of" because individual church-led chapters still have the authority to decide...
Don't ask him, he doesn't know.

Scott Walker Not Sure How You Get The Gay, But Knows He Doesn’t Like It

Scott Walker is a typical Republican presidential candidate, in that questions are hard, words are hard, and he just doesn't know what to say about any of this. Like for instance, how does one get the gay? Does one...
Dumb. A-Hole.

Dumb A-Hole Scott Walker Wants To Protect Boy Scouts From Politicians Like Him

The Boy Scouts of America -- they're like the Girl Scouts, kind of, but not as tough, or cool, and no cookies, so, you know, LAME -- decided to join the 21st century and dump its ban on letting The...
Filing jointly now, we guess.

WONKETTE EXCLUSIVE: Let’s Eat Bon-Bons And Braid Hair With The Tennessee Gay Marriage Plaintiffs!

On Tuesday, plaintiffs in Obergefell v. Hodges journeyed to the Supreme Court from many faraway exotic lands -- Tennessee, Kentucky, Ohio and Michigan to be specific -- so that their case, to bring marriage equality to themselves and, by extension, to...

ISIS And American Red States Agree: People Aren’t Descended From Some Damn Monkey!

Ha ha ha, sometimes there are Serious News Headlines that just make a person fall into fits of LOL-giggles, and Talking Points Memo has served one up! We were just clicking through our Facebook, or maybe our news reader,...

‘Science’ Center Teaches Boys Rocketry, Girls Makeup. Internet Certain To Be Pleased. (Updated)

UPDATE: Carnegie Science Center has responded; see end of post. You know what kids love? Kids love science! Science is exciting, and it builds critical thinking skills, and it's actually more than just a little bit fun if you...

Hero Anti-Gay Scouting Group Will Also Save Your Children From Mormons And Jews

You might remember that last year, a bunch of angry conservative Christians decided to take their toys and go home because the Boy Scouts were no longer going to stone gays to death. They created a nonsense organization called...

Hero Boy Scout Leaders Protect Hypothetical Children, Destroy 20 Million Year Old Rock Formation

Here's a trio of Utah Boy Scout leaders doing a little improvement project on Nature, since they worried that a boulder in Goblin Valley State Park might topple over and kill a child. "Some little kid was about ready to...

Everybody In Utah Is Gay Now And It Is All Your Fault

Hey Wonkzuelans, you probably know that Obama declared June LGBT Pride month and that now we are all perverted bigots because we love gay sex and hate everyone who does not love gay sex. But what you probably...

Bryan Fischer Still Obsessed With Boy Scouts’ Firm Young Buttocks

Look, Bryan Fischer, we are all getting pretty tired of the unseemly attention you have been giving to Boy Scouts and teh ghey lately. It as if this topic has turned you into some sort of tiresome one-trick...animal whose...

The Boy Scouts Go Gay And Everyone Is Butthurt About Buttsecks

So there was big Boy Scout news yesterday, where the Boy Scouts are gonna go gay all of a sudden. There are really three acceptable ways to react to this bit of news. First, there is the "meh, don't...

Bryan Fischer: Teh Gheys Can’t Be Scouts Because Scout Oath Says No Weaklings

Sorry, Homosexual America, but Bryan Fischer is thinking about You People again. By golly, it's almost as if Bryan Fischer can't think of many things other than gay people. This time, the mouthpiece for the American Patriarchy Association is...

Your Guide To The Boston Manhunt Friday News Dump

Good morning afternoon! We thought maybe you would be wanting a respite from everybody yelling about how any Muslim suspected of anything should be deprived of due process and tortured, so we put together a little list for you...

Your Annotated Guide To Tony Perkins Wanting To Sacrifice Gay Boy Scouts

Yes, in case you didn't know, Your Wonkette is indeed subscribed to receive emails from the Family Research Council — how else would we figure out the appropriate talking points to justify our medieval notions of a chaste society...