Why, it was for doing little boys! Eugene A. Evans, leader of the Berkeley Sea Scouts for 35 years, was arrested last Tuesday after four little boys told investigators they had played tummysticks with him. Evans, who once sued the city of Berkeley for being nice to gay people, faces 19 counts of kiddie-fucking. But that doesn’t mean he’s gay! Or a pervert! He totally likes the ladiesssss, and stuff. MORE »

Loudon County contractor John A. Andrews II laid to rest a controversy over the authenticity of an American flag he purchased on eBay said to have been flown atop a construction crane at the Pentagon in the wake of the 9/11 attacks. Andrews had two Boy Scouts and a Loudon County Boy Scouts commissioner cut the stars out of the flag and burn it in two metal drums filled with burning oak logs–a method, the AP reports, that “followed one of several methods outlined in Scout protocol.” MORE »