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Posts Tagged ‘boston tea party’

WRONG PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET

Liberal Perverts Know Nothing About American History Unless It Has To Do With Penises

Thursday, April 16th, 2009

A very smart eunuch has taken to the Internet to demonstrate, with his own two hands, how the various — well, just “two,” because binary thinking has its limits! — interpretations of tea protests “explain the difference between the anti-American left and the rest of America.” Mr. Person writes, “As it happens, when talking to an engaged, informed, and patriotic American, when a tea party is discussed the images of Boston Harbor, taxes and American history immediately come to mind. A true American automatically thinks of the American Revolution, the birth of our nation and that proud tradition of self-reliance and rugged individualism infused into our country by its founders. The words invoke the entire panoply of America in the minds of real Americans everywhere. Then we come to the left. Apparently, the first thing that comes to their ‘minds’ is some arcane, disgusting sexual perversion and not American history and tradition.” MORE »


THIS BEAR'S GETTIN' LAID TONIGHT!

Teabagging Rallies Predictably Swarmed by Furries

Wednesday, April 15th, 2009

Furries ... why did it have to be furries?
Look at this magical furry version of Ron Paul at the Boston teabagging parade! Listen to this incredible live radio Tea Party while you browse the Internets! Wow wow wow! Photo by Garrett M. Quinn.