Tag: boston

Let’s Play The Blame Game! Your Wonkagenda: Thursday, November 10, 2016

Non-white women invade the Senate, educators try to comfort kids, and more reasons to hate Gary Johnson and Jill Stein. Your morning news brief!

‘Pro-Life’ Asswipes Are Inside Your iPhone, Begging You Not To ‘Bort Your Baby

Hey look, a whole new level of doxxing!
Just put a Band-Aid on it, don't be so weak and unprofessional.

Trump Bros Who Beat Up Homeless Hispanic Guy Going To Prison, How Is That Even Fair?

What is this world coming two when two hairy Trump supporters can't see a 58-year-old homeless Hispanic man sleeping, and beat him up and pee on him?

New York Mayor Bill De Blasio Suggests Not Cramming Your Throat With Gay-Hatin’ Chick-Fil-A

New York Mayor Bill de Blasio suggests you boycott the homo-haters at Chick-Fil-A. Wingnuts, as always, outraged.
You will be seduced.

Why Are They Letting Former Senator Scott Brown Say Dick About Elizabeth Warren?

UH OH is former Massachusetts Sen. Scott "Nakey Time" Brown having a sad? He got on the radio in Boston to accuse that lady who beat him, Sen. Elizabeth "Badass" Warren, of being a drunk-tweeter. No really, stop laughing,...

Antarctica Set To Drown Louisiana Dead By 2100, So There’s A Good Reason To Drink

Sad news about the global warming hoax, you guys. Turns out that the liberal scientists are so committed to their big lie that they're going to go down to Antarctica and melt all the ice, which will cause the...

Loser Tennessee Can’t Even Manage To Pass Anti-Gay Law

What's shakin' Tennessee, home of Yr Wonkette? Are you looking around the South all excited about how Mississippi hates the gays and North Carolina hates the transgenders and OH BOY maybe you could get the Nashville music community to...

Stories Of Staggeringly Dumb Restaurant Customers, Part 2

Welcome back to Off The Menu, where we bring you the best and strangest food stories from my email inbox. This week, we've got a special bonus week of more Dumb Customer stories, because WOW do I have a...

Stories Of Staggeringly Dumb Restaurant Customers

Welcome back to Off The Menu, where we bring you the best and strangest food stories from my email inbox. This week, we've got week one of two of an old favorite: customers who were dumb it makes our...
He's kind of a pussy.

Another Dude Gets Punched At Trump Rally Because That’s What Happens Now

Ho-hum. Another day in Donald Trump's America, which will be great again once we have sucker-punched or deported or built a wall around allllllllll the people we don't like. Or maybe worse. Nahhhhh, Donald Trump would never rally his supporters...

Stories of Restaurant Customers Who Were Basically Satan

Welcome back to Off The Menu, where we bring you the best and strangest food stories from my email inbox. This week, we've got the old standby: terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad restaurant customers. As always, these are real...
Who ya got?

Who Would Donald Trump Like To Punch In The Face Today?

Donald Trump, the man who's working hard to make hyperbole redundant, is at it again. At a rally in Las Vegas Monday, the short-fingered fascist wannabe expressed disappointment at the climate of political correctness that won't allow him to...
Babbies and bars!

Achtung! Alert! BOSTON! We Are In You Today!

Hey, Boston! Come meet, eat, and greet with Yr Wonkette, the Official Wonkette Babby, and also Shy! Today, from 4:30-7:30, at the Whiskey Priest! Yes, it is way down south, where RV parking grows on trees!

Chipotle Facing Federal Investigation For Spreading The Mega-Poops

Guess which Tex-Mex food chain just got served a heaping dollop of federal grand jury subpoena, for making all of America sick with an outbreak of norovirus.  If the words "Chipotle" and "outbreak" sound familiar to you in conjunction, it's...
Thanks Obama

Tyrant Barack Obama Bent On Making You Stay Home From Work If You’re Sick

In a Labor Day speech in Boston, Supreme Leader Barack Obama declared himself greater than God, decreeing that he alone held the power of sickness and health over America's workers. Or maybe he announced that he'd signed an executive...
That's one Ugly American there

Donald Trump Fanboy Can’t Believe Univision Anchor Even Allowed In White People’s America

So here's a charming addendum to Tuesday night's Donald Trump presser in Dubuque, Iowa, when the Human Flannel Moth deported Univision news anchor Jorge Ramos for being out of line. Once Ramos was out in the hallway, an as-yet...