DON'T DO ANYTHING WONKETTE WOULDN'T DO! You know, like sneak across the border and take the first flight to Moscow.
You know who didn't invent email? This guy who keeps suing people who say he didn't invent email.
Free speech is not the right to have no one think you are a jerk or yell louder than you.
‘Real Indian’ Running Against Elizabeth Warren Definitely Not Racist, Just Wants Charlottesville 2.0 Rally In Boston
Shiva Ayyadurai is slated to speak at the 'Free Speech' rally in Boston. He does not seem nice!
Trump reads an apology, special elections get heated, and neo-Nazis are having a sad. Your morning news brief!
When I was hungry, you stamped 'I Need Lunch Money' on my arm and sent me home.
Why does Trump tape himself, the alt-right rallies (for 10 minutes), and will Spicey get "You're Fired?" Your morning news brief!
GOP doesn't 'get' healthcare, Rex Tillerson is MIA, and Schwarzenegger for Senate? Your morning news brief!
Hold On To That Refugee Nice Time, Because Trump Is Telling All Those Judges To F*ck Right Out Of Here
Is violating a federal court order really all that bad if you really think it's necessary?
Milwaukee Sheriff David Clarke Proves He Is Fascist, Sh*thead, Shouldn’t Be In Charge Of A Rest Stop Bathroom
David Clarke has 'thoughts' on the Muslim Ban protest. Also, is the White House still defying all those judges? It turns out: yes!
Non-white women invade the Senate, educators try to comfort kids, and more reasons to hate Gary Johnson and Jill Stein. Your morning news brief!
Hey look, a whole new level of doxxing!
What is this world coming two when two hairy Trump supporters can't see a 58-year-old homeless Hispanic man sleeping, and beat him up and pee on him?
New York Mayor Bill de Blasio suggests you boycott the homo-haters at Chick-Fil-A. Wingnuts, as always, outraged.
UH OH is former Massachusetts Sen. Scott "Nakey Time" Brown having a sad? He got on the radio in Boston to accuse that lady who beat him, Sen. Elizabeth "Badass" Warren, of being a drunk-tweeter. No really, stop laughing,...
Sad news about the global warming hoax, you guys. Turns out that the liberal scientists are so committed to their big lie that they're going to go down to Antarctica and melt all the ice, which will cause the...