Tag: boring

Obama Nominates Kerry, Nation Collectively Shrugs

Hi people of Massachusetts! Did you enjoy your brief flirtation with having two Democratic senators like a goddamn blue state should? Welp, that's over thanks to the Kenyan socialist pretender! After some incredibly boring speculation, it looks like hangdog-faced...

Semi-Liveblogging The Obama Twitter Town Hall Thing

So whatever this "Twitter town hall" thing is that Obama is doing, we do not like it. We mostly blame CNN for this weird "ask the Internets" fad going around. Whatever, so here is Jonah Goldberg asking his important...

Boring Mitt Romney Makes Dumb Yet Boring Mistake

First Read: Romney should be glad that Barbour made news yesterday, because his blunder -- mistakenly saying that Obama has been engaged in “one of the biggest PEACETIME spending binges in American history” -- was an unforced error for the...

Harry Reid So Boring That His New Yorker Profile Is About Sharron Angle

There was a time, probably, when a New Yorker journalistic profile was a very interesting thing to read. Maybe the noted figures of politics or media or sport were just a lot more interesting themselves, in the vague "sometime...

Blame Barack Obama for Flooding the East Coast

Somehow this proves/disproves global warming and also where's the birth certificate? All of this at once: Tropical Storm Nicole only lasted a few hours, but its remnants, along with a stalled frontal boundary, are expected to dump heavy rain...

Filibuster Reform Not Going To Be Able To Overcome a Filibuster

Democrats fought hard in 2005 to prevent the Republican majority from using the "nuclear option" to overcome their filibusters, and a mysterious drug gang, the "Gang of 14," or the "Jets," as they are also known, came together to...

DNC To Coleman: Just Give Up

Possibly former senator Norm Coleman has fought valiantly for nearly half a year to secure a return ticket to Washington, DC, where he sleeps in an airless subterranean closet known as "the gimp chamber." But he has lost his...

Substantive, Civilized Debate Disappoints

Seriously, what was up with that super boring debate last night? John McCain was supposed to call Barack Obama a terrorist pal, and then Barack Obama was supposed to say "Hey man that is just wrong" and rip off...

Medals of Freedom Recipients Boring