border patrol

NOT THAT RAUL CASTRO 10:00 am July 6, 2012

Do Not Be Brown In Arizona Even If You Are The 96-Year-Old Former Governor, Obviously

And here is a fine how-de-ye-do, as word slips out of Arizona that Raul Castro, a 96-year-old former governor and ambassador to everywhere and apparently tyrannical dictator of Cuba as well, was detained by the Border Patrol in hundred-degree heat outside Nogales for being a nuclear terrorist. Oh but he’d had a service done on [...]

THE KNOBS HAVE IT 4:25 pm June 13, 2012

Hero Border Patrol Chick Cold-Cocks Lady For Complaining About Public Knob-Gobbling

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Hero Border Patrol agent Kallie Helwig simply could not keep Gerald Torello Jr.’s cock out of her mouth at a recent Cirque du Soleil show in Del Mar, California (just up the road from San Diego). Then the cold shower of other people telling them to zip the fuck up, there were kids around, finally [...]

HOMELAND SECURITY 10:34 am August 7, 2007