Back in the good old days, hippies used to thrive on physical conflict with the brave, short-haired men of our police and national guard. At protests against the Vietnam War, getting your pot-addled head busted open by a police baton was a badge of honor. That’s why you egged the lawmen on to violence by throwing feces at them! MORE »

The Washington Times‘ Jerry Seper reports on Keystone Kops antics at the U.S.-Mexico border: MORE »