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• Reliable Source: Miley Cyrus can’t enjoy a steak in peace… The Supreme Court Justices go out together, walk in single file… Hugo Chavez takes Naomi Campbell to the gun show. [WP]
• Yeas and Nays: Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon traipse around New Hampshire for John Edwards… Apparently that’s what it takes to get Matt Lauer’s attention. [Examiner]
• Shenanigans: She may have made Hillary Clinton cry, but Marianne Pernold Young is voting for Obama. [Politico]
• Page Six: Norman Mailer got Tina Brown her green card… Lou Dobbs screams and cries when he doesn’t get his way. [NYP]
• Rush & Molloy: There is much attention paid to Sascha Baron Cohen’s penis. [NYDN]
• Fishbowl DC: Howard Kurtz doesn’t think Benzair Bhutto’s chances of winning her election are very good… All roads lead to Politico… Rick Klein got carded 10 years too late… Brian Williams says reporters are falling in love with Barrack Obama. [Media Bistro]

Why does South Park get away with every possible racial and sexual and religious and whatever-other-things stereotype, week after week — while poor Don Imus is out of work and only has like $100 million dollars? Andrew Sullivan has cracked the code: It appears the South Park characters are not actually living creatures but simply cartoons of some sort. MORE »

After six years of kissing the ass of Kazakhstan’s autocrat president, the Bush Administration has finally decided to notice the dreadful lack of human rights in the “former” Soviet Central Asian country that just happens to sit atop some of the biggest oil and gas reserves in the world … and right between Russia and China. According to a new report from Condi’s State Department, the mean old guys in Kazakhstan took Borat’s website away! Total lack of precious freedoms! MORE »

Cult comedienne Michelle Malkin is about to bring a new dose of hilarity to Fox News, which is moving to an all-comedy format. MORE »

* Heard on the Hill: Rep. Jesse Jackson, Jr. makes every member of his staff turn in their resignation, then wait to be rehired… Rep. Mike Pence wore a flashy new suit! He’s running for Minority Leader, so a second suit can’t hurt… Isaac Hayes was on The Hill lobbying for the recording industry. Also, he’s a Scientologist. [Roll Call]
* Reliable Source: Redskins owner/obvious bastard Dan Snyder will be attending Tom Cruise’s cult wedding… More Shelley Sekula-Gibbs, still no details on just how “mean.” [WP]
* Yeas and Nays: As a publicist has already made sure to alert us, Eva Longoria was in town. She told a few jokes at a luncheon or something… Jim McGreevey might be on Joan Rivers’ new show, the Gay View… Freshmen Senators are stuck in the basements of Dirksen and Hart, Bob Corker and Sherrod Brown forced to share copier. [Examiner]
* Under the Dome: George Allen’s sister Jennifer wrote stories even dirtier than Jim Webb’s… Alan Keyes, Rep. Chip Pickering (R-Miss.) and former Rep. Bob Barr (R-Ga.). are all in Borat… Senators-elect Sherrod Brown and Amy Klobuchar are former students of Joe Lieberman at Yale… Rep. Allyson Schwartz (D-Pa.) reports: Congress is like High School! [The Hill]

More fun with First Day of School stories in papers across the nation — from the Times: MORE »

Finally, the hard-working foreign press in Washington have a symbol of its own: Borat the Jew-hating dog-shooting wife-killing horse-urine-drinking correspondent from Kazakhstan. MORE »

Minnesota is filthy with Lutherans of all varieties — there are apparently numerous little denominations known as “synods,” which means “crazy Swedes.” And 6th District GOP candidate Michele Bachmann belongs to one of these Lutheran sects that holds the common and unoffensive belief that “the Pope is the very Antichrist.”

Predictably, the liberals have their sex-disease-stained panties bunched up over Bachmann’s faith. These atheists don’t even understand what the Antichrist is supposed to be, because they’re terrorists who are always getting high on dope and having gay abortions with communists.

We will edumacate you people and prove why Michele Bachmann will be the best congresswoman ever, after the jump.

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Here’s a recipe for dark comedy: One goofy clip of Borat abusing the dork host of the Today Show + hundreds of confused and enraged lefty commenters at Huffington Post.

We know you don’t have time to read them all, so we make very nice sample for you, after the jump.

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The Anti-Defamation League has a long, proud history of fighting anti-Semitism, bigotry and racism. But the challenges facing the United States today — primarily, the almost total retardation of the population — has forced the ADL to switch gears. MORE »

The crafty Jew comedian Sasha Baron Cohen continues to derail the White House’s latest dirty dealings with the oil-rich dictatorship of Kazakhstan. Over at the Kazakh Embassy, they are losing their minds. This was not how Dictator Nursultan Nazarbayev wanted his Washington visit to be remembered.

Like Saudi Arabia after 9/11, Kazakhstan took the usual totalitarian-regime route and put a four-page advertisement in the NYT and IHT. We love these things and have often used such sovietesque PR to plan new lives abroad: Hmm, did you know Mumbalumbia has far-reaching leisure touristic possibility and historical culture of timeless contrast, not to mention world’s eighth largest coal mine? But most people are immune to the Kazakh Charm Offensive — because they’re too busy e-mailing the NYT’s funny article about Borat’s DC appearance yesterday, making that goofy story the Most E-Mailed of the Day.

Come with us on a magical tour of the Kazakh Steppe, after the jump.

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Sneaky Uzbeks (who have bones growing in the middle of their brains) apparently infiltrated the Kazakh Embassy in D.C. and purchased an insulting “advertisement” for Kazakhstan. So said Borat in this exciting video shot today. MORE »

Everybody’s favorite Kazakh media star just gave a press conference outside the Kazakhstan Embassy explaining the “mix up” about his new movie. MORE »