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Posts Tagged ‘booze’

THE WEEK IN D.C. ART

Three Trippy Exhibits and New Orleans Cocktails

Tuesday, February 10th, 2009

The Dough-Eyed Killa The Connor Contemporary showcases the works of John Kirchner and Brandon Morse in a joint exhibit, “Unknowns” and “This Shape We’re In,” an exploration of decay and rebirth. Kirchner takes old oil paintings from unknown artists and adds commonplace things to them — an apple, a shirt — while Morse’s videos show structures breaking down and forming new shapes. Until March 21. [Connor Contemporary] MORE »


FOOD/BOOZE WEEK!

Free Chocolate And Chicken Wings!

Wednesday, January 28th, 2009

Washington, Washington, six-foot-eight weighs a fucking ton.
Wednesday, Jan. 28: J. Chocolatier, a D.C.-based brand of chocolates and candy, is throwing a tasting event at ACKC Cocoa Gallery at 6:30PM. You know what that means: free chocolate. [ACKC] MORE »


THANK GOD IT'S THURSDAY

Palin-Biden Debate Drinking Game Begins NOW

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008

Recycling.Enough with the high-concept drinking games, the fancy prose, and the unrealistic situations — that you are drinking “with friends,” for example. By this time next year, you might be sharing a storage space with your entire extended family, so let’s go ahead and enjoy the luxury of drinking alone and yelling at the teevee, one more time together. Also, we are all poor now, so the beverages will be dramatically simplified. Cheap beer, box wine and a plastic gallon jug of “Vodka City.” MORE »


KILLJOYS

Nothing Fun Allowed At Obama’s Stadium Show

Friday, August 15th, 2008

Hope takes a holiday.Good news, Obamatards with tickets to Barack Obama & the Decemberists’ big concert at Mile High Stadium: You are encouraged to go through 10 miles of security lines and enter the INVESCO outdoor FEMA detainment camp at 1 p.m., a half day before Obama will speak. Also, you can’t bring booze. Also, there will be no booze for sale. Hope sucks. Read the whole terrifying list of fun weapons and drugs and animals you CANNOT bring to the greatest football game on Earth, after the jump. MORE »


THE NEW PROHIBITION

St. Paul Bars Too Cheap To Stay Open Late For Republican National Convention

Friday, August 8th, 2008

Prince is from Minneapolis, which is near St. PaulWell, this is a terrible disappointment. The City of St. Paul decided to charge bars $2500 for a license to stay open till 4 a.m. during the anxious, angry slog known as the Republican National Convention — an event to make a drinker out of anyone — not a single establishment has applied. A POX ON ALL THEIR HOUSES. MORE »


DRINKIN' FOOLS

U.S. Chamber Of Commerce Holds Wild Bacchanal At D.C. Sports Bar

Friday, August 1st, 2008

BarbariansHere is some proof that America’s lobbyists remain some of the world’s sturdiest boozers: employees of the U.S. Chamber of Commerce recently ran up an $8,204 bar tab in a single wild evening celebrating the end of their softball tournament at The Exchange. And then they acted like a bunch of cheap whining assholes, complaining that the bill included an 18 percent tip. So what were these drunk idiots ordering, Nebuchadnezzars of champagne from Thomas Jefferson’s secret stash? Alas no, because Ted Kennedy already drank it all. MORE »


OUR RISING COST OF LIVING

Oppressed DC Democrats Must Pay More For Booze

Monday, June 23rd, 2008

Without cheap booze, there is no Freedom.The National Democratic Club is a magical place in our nation’s capital where Fat-Cat Democrats go to drink their sodomite faces off and enjoy “exciting new menus” courtesy of Executive Chef Tony Hang. But the party might not be so much fun in the future: the NDC is raising its drink prices like common capitalist swine. MORE »


GEORGE W. BUSH

100-Year-Old Iowa Man Loves Hooters, Hates George W. Bush

Friday, March 14th, 2008

Awww.Meet John Persinger and tell him Happy Birthday, because he just turned 100 years old, at the Hooters. What is his longevity secret? “Good living, I guess. A lot of good food. Steaks, fried potatoes. I sip a little Royal Crown now and then.” Ha ha, don’t worry, he is not drinking down-market carbonated corn syrup. The Des Moines Register informs us that he really meant “Crown Royal.” But what really helps him through life, other than booze and Hooters girls and chicken wings and his famous “fried mush,” is his deep hatred of George W. Bush. MORE »


GEORGE W. BUSH

Monday, January 28th, 2008

Juiced up beyond belief!ALCOHOLIC PROGRAMMING NOTE: It’s State of the Union Day! And that means we’ll have an all-new SOTU Wonkette Drinking Game(TM) for you to play at home, with your friends and liver. How long have we done these SOTU bloggy drinking games? Long enough to make it an institution celebrated by the National Media, hooray! Don’t drink and drive, unless you’re a cop or a Kennedy, and check back in a few hours for the rules and ingredient list. (PS IF YOU’RE HOSTING A PUBLIC DRINKING GAME IN D.C. OR ELSEWHERE TONIGHT, EMAIL US NOW.) [Los Angeles Daily News]


PARTIES

Monday, September 10th, 2007

We were invited to last Friday’s Good Magazine party, and we thought about going, but then we forgot and went to the Raven instead that night. This is what we missed: “The bar selection included soy-milk white Russians but no wine, to the horror of many, including me.” Fun! [CP]


WHITE HOUSE

The Cretin’s Challenge: New Book Reveals Inner Bush

Tuesday, September 4th, 2007

so hungry ... - WonketteSo there’s this new book about Bush, because we’ve been tragically underserved when it comes to books about how horrible everything has been since January 2001. In the new tell-all, “Dead Certain,” we learn that maybe some of the White House disasters of the past seven years were actually the fault of George W. Bush himself, with a lot of help from the rest of the inept-yet-criminal clowns. MORE »