Tag: book review

Sundays With The Christianists: Read This Dumb Comic And Burn Your Ouija Board!

Those crazy kids and their demon-summoning!

Sundays With The Christianists: Comics To Scare Your Teen Away From Porn!

Read this comic and be free of sin! Or at least be one very amused sinner.

Al Franken’s Senate Memoir Has Buttload Of Gravitas

You should buy this book. That's the tl;dr version.

Ivanka Trump’s New Book Is Definitely Something She Wrote All By Herself

Lean In to Ivanka Trump's book-shaped object.
Oh dear. Best case scenario, there.

Four (Or Five) Novels To Prepare You For Life In Trump’s America. Like Anything Could Prepare You For That.

We wouldn't call it escapist, but it's all fiction. For now.
Image stoled from Wonkette Operative 'Little Bear'

Sundays With The Militias: How One Smart Cowboy Beats The Whole Federal Gummint

We have learned a very important lesson about book reviewing! You should never, ever write a two-part book review unless you've written both parts ahead of time! Or if you're doing a weekly series, of course. But here we...
Portrait of the artist as a seditious old fart

Sundays With The Militia: In ‘Tarp Man’s’ Novel, Guns Are The Most Interesting Characters

Robert "LaVoy" Finicum, the Oregon nature reserve occupier known as "Tarp Man" who was shot to death last week after trying to escape arrest and reaching for a gun, died as he lived: A man with deeply held fantasies...
Don't all teens talk like this? Especially on the sidelines of a f'ball game?

Sundays With The Christianists: Let’s Read Some Terrible Pro-Abstinence Comics!

Thanks to the extremely slow delivery process of an online fundagelical ministry, we have finally received a crackerjack prize we ordered back in August: a copy of the fabulous "Truth For Youth Bible," which is full of lies right...
You can see why someone might think that's a beaver

Sundays With The Christianists: A Mutilated Squirrel Teaches Your Kids Why Welfare Is Bad

Good Sunday to you, Sinners! As we promised, or threatened, earlier in the week when we wrote about the Tennessee homeschooling mom who is Very Concerned about all the Islamic Indoctrination that she's sure is happening in the school...
that's the devil in your pants

Here Is The Gay Evolution Kirk Cameron Sexxytime Novelette You Didn’t Know You Needed

So, a few million years ago -- or maybe eight -- fundagelical washed-up sitcom star Kirk Cameron made a famously dumb appearance on Nightline in which he explained that he'd be convinced of the reality of evolution if random...
Just imagine 30 pages of this!

Sundays With The Christianists: Here’s A Delightful Children’s Book About Hell

Hey, there, all you sinners, apostates, reprobates, fornicators, sodomites, adulterers, whoremongers, and occasional jaywalkers! Time for another visit to Fundamentalist Land, with an enchanting little book for kids called The Cage: A Young Children’s Guide to the Biblical Teaching...
An armed society of intelligent cats is a polite society of intelligent cats.

Clip & Save! Your Handy Wonkette Review Of (Part Of) Dana Loesch’s New ‘Book’

We were planning to review for your enjoyment Amazon’s free preview of Dana Loesch’s new book-like substance, Hands Off My Gun, because who doesn’t want to spend a nice afternoon slogging through a piece of writing that is one...

Happy Wonker Book Club: Uncle Sam’s First Nazis

One reason America’s never come to grips with its racist-nationalist past is Americans are pointedly encouraged not to know a nationalist racist when they see one. One can scarcely write the word ‘Nazi’ online without angry writs from comments-section...

Your Small Children Will Likely Pack Up And Leave Home If You Give Them This Ted Cruz Coloring Book

In the annals of American hucksterism, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Poutine) is a political Ron Popeil, albeit without the slicing and dicing. And now he has a fitting monument to his achievements -- a 5-dollar 6-dollar coloring book that was...

‘I Killed Breitbart’ Review: What Chris Faraone Saw at the Revolution

by Dan Weber I don't care whether his family's feelings are hurt or not. If they are, they can take comfort from the extraordinary piety, stupidity, and, generally speaking, the uniformity of coverage of the man's death.  -Christopher Hitchens, on the...

Sundays With The Christianists: In Great Artist Jon McNaughton’s Novel, Wingnuts Finally Win Every Argument

Sternums up, everybody! Time to wrap up our visit to the mind of Great American Artist Of America Jon McNaughton, as revealed in his teen novel Knight of the Superstitions. It's a stirring tale of a young Mary Sue...