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Bill Clinton threw a huge book party for the first novel by Chelsea’s ex-boyfriend Ian Klaus! And Chelsea brought her new boyfriend! Awkward! Though, seriously, they’re all still friends. So adult! Anyway if you’re a struggling novelist you better try to get with John McCain’s blogger daughter ASAP. Update: Not a novel! Whoops! All truth is relative etc etc [WP]

“Each and every page is watermarked with the baby Jesus’ tears.”

God bless the Book Party Season. We haven’t paid for a drink in weeks. Even, surprisingly, at the party last night for John Ashcroft’s Never Again: How America Got Her Groove Back.

After the jump, our exclusive report, with even more exclusive pictures from our very own Intern Nick.

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