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Hillary Clinton Is Greatest Politician Since Pericles

Thursday, June 19th, 2008

Here’s yet another profile from another New York magazine that we read due to boredom, although this magazine is literally called New York. This story is about your favorite recluse, Hillary Clinton, and the last days of her campaign. The writer gets many interviews with her, too! The gist of the story is that because of her utter failure as a politician, strategist and manager for the first year of her campaign, followed by her complete switch to manipulation, demagoguery, lies and pandering after her loss was almost mathematically sealed, Hillary Clinton at this very moment is a “Superstar,” the greatest fucking mammal this world has seen or will ever know. MORE »


Tommy Lasorda Imagines Connection To RFK Assassination

Monday, January 15th, 2007

Why don't you pass the time with a game of solitaire?  - WonketteFoul-mouthed nutcase and legendary Dodgers’ manager Tommy Lasorda shares his special view of the world on the official MLB website, and on Wednesday he honored the memory of MLK with a bizarre recollection of Robert Kennedy’s assassination at the Ambassador Hotel in Los Angeles. According to Tommy’s blog, Bobby wanted to meet him that fateful night. But Tommy didn’t go, because his feet hurt or something. And then RFK got killed by some Manchurian Candidate from Pasadena. MORE »