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Angry Bobby Jindal Is Your New Patton, Will Lead A Mighty Army Into Washington D.C.

onward christian soldiers

This weekend was Ralph Reed’s “Faith and Freedom Coalition” pious ragefest, which ...

Bobby Jindal Will Do Almost Anything To Break Up With Common Core

it's not them it's him

Writing about Common Core-related freakouts is becoming our bread and butter. Whether it’s ...

GOP Candidates For President In 2016 Already Getting A Jump On Looking Like Ignorant Mullet-Heads

apocalypse soonish

Maybe the Republican National Committee should consider sending all its party’s presidential ...

Academic Freedom To Teach Bible As Science Upheld In Lucky Louisiana

Q: Are We Not Men? A: We are DEVO

Nice try, but no cigar, lovers of science in the Pelican State. For the fourth time since the ...

Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: Special Maureen Dowd Guess You Better Slow That Mustang Down Edition

Ride Maureen Ride

If you’re chilling this Easter morning and thinking “gee, I wish I could be pissed off at ...

Kissing Congressman Tries Age-Old ‘Ask FBI To Investigate Tape Of My Adultery’ Ploy To Get Spotlight Off His Adultery (UPDATED)

and then he kissed me

(Updated! See end of post) We all had a good laugh the other day over the trials and travails of the ...

Louisiana Wants To Create Database Of All The Abortions It Won’t Let You Have For Your Safety

You'll have nothing and like it

If it’s a day that ends in “y,” (and it is, we checked the Google), then it’s ...

Your Wonkette Field Guide To America’s New Sweetheart, Cathy McMorris Rodgers

old wine in new bottle

So how about that State of the Union response, huh? No, not Mike Lee, though we’re sure that ...

Nation Facing Critical Diaper-Pun Shortage As David Vitter Announces Run For Louisiana Luvs, Er, Guv

he luvs LA

In a move immediately deemed “good for comedy,” Sen. David Vitter announced today that he ...

Duck Dynasty Is The New ‘White Santa’ And Now There Is So Much Derp

free speech for me but not for thee

We know everyone is shocked — SHOCKED — that a conservative christian reality teevee star ...

Bobby Jindal Explains: Racism Is Stupid Because Aren’t We All Christians Anyway?

govern louisiana? meh

Paleoconservative Peter Pan Bobby Jindal has written a thing about how racism is bad. Maybe you read ...

Bobby Jindal’s Plan To Turn Louisiana Into Somalia Nearly Complete

taxes are the devil

We love a fun fact, so here are a few fun facts to start off your day! First, did you know that ...

Sorry Louisiana Olds, Children, Poors And AIDS-Havers, Bobby Jindal Is Taking Your Medicaid

first ring of hell

We have important breaking news for you Wonketeers: the first concentric ring of hell exists, and it ...

Bobby Jindal Here To Help Grandma Die Sad Painful Death, For Real, Hooray!

because death panels sure why not

Well, at least it is not a post about guns, which is the only thing we can say about it without our ...

Bobby Jindal Will Be Louisiana’s Reverse Robin Hood

nein nein nein!

You know what’s hard? Income taxes. How do we make them fair? Should there be refundable ...

GOP Needs To Focus On Education, Says Man Whose State Textbooks Say Loch Ness Monster Is Real

leading from behind

Lousiana Gov. Bobby Jindal gave a speech yesterday outlining his version of what the GOP needs to do ...

Oh Look Who Wants the Government’s Help Now (Hint: It Is Bobby Jindal)

deficits don't matter

Why HELLO Gov. Bobby Jindal (R-Hypocrisy), how is it going down there with that big storm barreling ...

Louisiana Thinks Funding School Run By ‘Apostle And Prophet’ Is Somehow Constitutional

Reading Writing Religioning and Revenuing

Louisiana’s exciting experiment in public-school vouchers is steaming forward, providing ...

GOP Convention’s ‘We Built It!’ Theme Night To Be Held In Arena That Government Built

jefferson davis starship

In addition to summoning forth dread hurricanes to (probably) destroy any Florida seniors ...

Things You Can Learn In A Christian High School Textbook, For Real (Part I)

Curling Up With a Bad Book

As we all know by now, Louisiana is experimenting with freeing their children from the tyranny of the ...

Louisiana Charter School Shames Pregnant Girls to Teach Important Lesson About Values

they can all say they have mono

Oh look, a Louisiana charter school has found a simple solution for combating teen pregnancy that ...

The Devil Accuses Bobby Jindal Of Sinning In His Heart (And In His Hand) To Amy Grant

get thee behind him lucifer

Behold this dramatization of Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal’s account of the exorcism of a ...

Kathryn Jean Lopez Gets Thrill Up Her Leg For Romney’s ‘Vision Thing’

taxi cabs

Apparently, there has been a turning point in Mitt Romney’s campaign—a GOOD turning point of some ...

Bobby Jindal And Scott Walker Will Break Law Like Gandhi To Save You From Oppression By Health Care

just like gandhi and mlk!

Who will be the greatest hero in the struggle against the tyranny that is having medical care like ...

Louisiana GOP Does Not Believe The Children Are Our Future

education is the debbil

Is Louisiana not part of the U.S. anymore, or something? Did some important event transpire wherein ...