Tag: bobby jindal
This Election Tried To Kill Us, But We Are Not Dead We Don’t Think
We are still standing, and Hillary is standing, and now it's time to WIN A DAMN ELECTION.
Senate Sunday: Louisiana Won’t Be Electing David Duke To US Senate. Sorry Racist Scumbags!
Son of a gun, too many idiots run, on the Bayou.
Log Cabin Republicans Shocked (Shocked!) At The GOP’s Gay-Hating Platform
Perhaps their log cabins have no windows?
Antarctica Set To Drown Louisiana Dead By 2100, So There’s A Good Reason To Drink
Sad news about the global warming hoax, you guys. Turns out that the liberal scientists are so committed to their big lie that they're going to go down to Antarctica and melt all the ice, which will cause the...
These Southern Governors Ain’t Got Time For Your Dumbass Gay-Hatin’ Rigamarole
<a href="http://wonkette.com/600470/gov-nikki-haley-not-entirely-sure-why-yall-gotta-be-such-bigots"></a>In all the gross bad terrible news about anti-gay bills coming out of the South, there have been a few shining lights, specifically, three Southern governors who have decided NOT to be complete dicks. Two are Republicans and...
Dumb Duck Dynasty Dude Wants All The Queer-Lovers Dead, We Guess
It's been a while since we've had a legit reason to check in with Phil Robertson, the boy matriarch of the "Duck Dynasty" teevee family (motto: Like the Duggars, but furrier!). And breaking news, but he still hates him...
Gov. Nikki Haley Gives GOP ‘Obama Sucks’ SOTU Response, Will Never Win Another Election
Now that President Obama has delivered his final State of the Union address (who could have guessed our union's state is strong?!), it is time for the time-honored tradition of a rising star in the Republican Party to douse her...
New Governor Turning Louisiana Into Socialist Hellhole, With Healthcare
Man, Louisiana's shiny new Democratic Gov. John Bel Edwards is not wasting any time cleaning up the big mess left by the last governor, Bobby Don't-Hyphenate-Me-Bro Jindal (R-Irrelevant And Soon Forgotten). Pro-life Jindal did everything he could to ensure the citizens of his...
2015: The Year Gay Became Mandatory And All The Christians Got Holocausted
If you are a filthy homosexual, 2015 was your year. If you are Kim Davis, or somebody like her, you are not reading this, because you have been martyred for your Sincerely Held Religious Beliefs, so much sadface. Let's look...
The Year In Loser Governors Failing To Become President, Like A Bunch Of Losers
With so many current and former governors trying and failing to become president, Wonkette thought it would be a good idea to put together a handy explainer to remind you of all the ones you done unremembered.
Also worth noting:...
Kentucky’s New Teabagger Gov. Matt Bevin Wasting No Time Screwing Voters, Poors
Kentucky governor and terrifying sentient forehead Matt Bevin was elected less than a month ago after fewer people showed up at the polls than saw Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip on opening weekend. He hasn't let his...
New Orleans Kills Confederate Traitors All Over Again
Ever since the horrific murders in Charleston, South Carolina, of nine black churchgoers by a young radicalized white supremacist named Dylann Roof, civilized places throughout the great American South have been looking at their Confederate relics and deciding them's ugly and dumb....
Clinging To The Clown Car’s Trailer Hitch: Your Second-Tier GOP Debate Liveblog
Any diehard Wonkers masochistic enough to watch this turd volcano of a fifth GOP kiddie table debate (both of you) probably want some "information" about the "candidates" and their "positions," so here you go: It's four soon-to-be has-beens desperately...
New Louisiana Governor Will Fill Bobby Jindal’s Seat With So Much Gayness
Elections matter, y'all. With term-limited Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal leaving office to spend more time begging the Duck Dynasty guys to let him be one of their white friends, voters had a choice: Do we pick that nice gay-hatin'...
Iowa Republican Would Like To Murder Some Foreigns If That’s All Right
Let's troll through the fever swamps of aspiring Republican politicians, shall we? Oh hello, kind Republican state Sen. Mark Chelgren of southeast Iowa, what do you have on your mind?
State Sen. Mark Chelgren, a southeast Iowa Republican who is...
David Vitter Trashed Like A Soiled Didy In Louisiana Governor’s Race
The David Vitter Era, if there ever was such a thing, is over. The rightwing senator from Louisiana was flushed away like so much doody in the state's runoff election for Governor Saturday, losing to Democrat John Bel Edwards...
