Tag: bob woodward

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Bob Woodward So Tired Of How Both Sides Are Exactly As Bad As Donald Trump

Great Journalist Bob Woodward has thoughts about The Tone.
Turn that poo-face upside down, Sarah.

The Sarah Palin Fartknocker Report: Sarah Tells You The Truth So You Can Tell The Truth Back To Sarah

This is the third in a series of posts made by possible by a generous contribution from The Fartknocker Institute for Sarah Palin Studies. The Sarah Palin Channel continues to take the conservative derp-o-sphere by storm, with her recent...

‘Please Stop Laughing At Laura Ingraham’ — Laura Ingraham (Video)

Fox News Sunday was trundling along in a pretty predictable discussion of U.S. American President Barack Obama's pretty predictable West Point speech, with Laura Ingraham saying that Obama's statement that America is strong "doesn’t even pass the straight-face test,”...

Sad Bob Woodward Would Have Journalismed Edward Snowden Way Better Than That Dumb Glenn Greenwald

Superhero Videogame Star and onetime journalist Bob Woodward has a sad that Edward Snowden talked to other journalists instead of to Legendary Journalist Bob Woodward. Not for his own sake, of course, but for the sake of Journamalism and...

Yale Daily News ‘Still Learning’ About ‘Irony’

Yale University has a class called "Journalism," and the Yale Daily News has written a completely unironic story about the man who's been hired to "teach" it.

Relive Bob Woodward’s Epic Swordfight With H.R. Haldeman In ‘Watergate: The Videogame’

For someone who spends the day sitting at a computer with NPR playing in the background, Yr Doktor Zoom doesn't actually use many NPR stories as the starting point for his Wonkets. Today, an exception: We heard this thing...

Cuckolded Hubby Wants $10 Million Because School Shrink Banged His Wife; Thanks Obama!

Don't you just hate it when you spend a bajillion dollars (or, okay, $34,000, but still!) to send your kid to a fancy-pants private school in Washington D.C., and the school shrink makes time with your wife? Arthur “Terry”...

Bob Woodward Continues To Be Totally Awesome Guy

Bob Woodward, who did something once we guess, continues to be a super awesome guy and not at all a prissy little asshole bitch. He also told an unflattering, but amusing story about sitting next to former Vice President...

Larry Klayman, In Perfectly Sane ‘Obama Killing Whitey’ Column, Outs Secret Meetings With Bob Woodward

Larry Klayman is an important attorney and figure on the Right. He founded Judicial Watch -- which in addition to suing Bill Clinton every time he sneezed, also sued the Bush administration over Dick Cheney's secret energy meetings. Then...

Bob Woodward: I Am Terrible In Bed

When the honest to God actual journalists at TMZ (seriously; have they ever been wrong about anything?) ran into Hero of American Journamalism Bob Woodward, they had some important questions at the ready, like "why are you the worst...

Bob Woodward Hereby Sentenced To Remedial Journalism School For Treason To The Fourth Estate

When you are saying what we are saying, right up there in the headline what you just read, and which is that journamalism hero and staple of J-school classes but everywhere Bob Woodward is a worse hack than Ghost...

Obama Replaces Gossipy National Security Czar

Apparently this General Jones fellow just could not stop gossiping with Bob Woodward about how much Obama sucks at war. And Jones was planning on leaving anyway because he is a crybaby so Obama said "hey, the sooner the...

Bob Woodward’s Scoop: Obama Cabinet Hates Itself

Afghanistan always seemed like a fine place to make one's fortune, what with its colorful poppy fields, rich and varied traditions of sculpture and architecture, and snow leopards slinking in and out of mountain caves. Exotic and fun, right?...

Everybody Doesn’t Love Obama Now

Bob Woodward's new book, This Obama Guy Did 9/11, will be that thing everybody in Washington buys on Monday even though they read all the sad dirt today in the newspapers. Obama's own supporters just bitched at him for...

Charles Rangel’s Illegal Dominican Cabana Problem

McCain, in his big speech last night, vowed to end "partisan rancor." He made this clear by using the word "fight" 43 times, literally. St. Paul police arrested 250 anti-war protestors -- filled, presumably, with now-illegal Partisan Rancor --...