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Posts Tagged ‘bob menendez’

Senator Speaks on Behalf of Immigration Reform, Dances With Gene Kelly

Friday, June 8th, 2007

mousepost.jpgAfter speaking on behalf of the bill, Senator Reid presented Menendez with a small, delicious pellet. Upon the bill’s defeat, though, both received a mild electric shock.


Proofreading the Senate Immigration Debate

Friday, May 25th, 2007

Gossip Roundup: Corruption? In New Jersey?

Monday, September 11th, 2006
  • Heard on the Hill: Rep. Robert Andrews (D-NJ) was heard discussing a money scandal involving Sen. Bob Menendez on a train to Jersey Thursday, before the story broke publicly. Quote: “”We are still reeling from Torricelli — third strike and you’re out.” It is suspected that Andews wishes to replace Menedez on the ballot for US Senate… “Missouri Sens. Jim Talent (R) and Kit Bond (R) introduced a bill on Thursday, S. 3867, to designate the new federal courthouse in Cape Girardeau, Mo., the ‘Rush L. Limbaugh Sr. Federal Courthouse,’” after the portly drug-addict’s lawyer grandfather. [Roll Call]
  • Yeas and Nays: WUSA-9 morning anchor Mike Walter regrets describing the plane that hit the Pentagon as “like a cruise missile with wings.” [Examiner]
  • Washington Whispers: John Kerry watched Croc Hunter Steve Irwin regularly in Iowa in ‘04, did impressions, lost election… Senator Tom Harkin wants our soldiers to wear socks made of corn. [USN&WR]
  • Daily Dish: New York’s former medical examiner says Bill Clinton says he tried very, very hard to kill Osama bin Laden. [NYDN]