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Bewigged Bob Ehrlich served one term as governor of Maryland, and now he’s apparently qualified to judge Barack Obama’s physical attractiveness. But will Ehrlich vote for Obama? Probably not! Obama is apparently a socialist. [MSNBC]

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The first responses to our request for rug-sporting politicians have arrived! One of them stretches the definition of “DC Pol” a bit, but we’ll allow it, as the hair is just too weird not to.

On the left, Maryland Governor Bob Ehrlich. His hair doesn’t so much grow from his head as enclose it, in much the way his state encloses our fair city. On the right, Ben Nelson, Senator from Nebraska, the Corn-something state (right?). MORE »