Tag: bob dylan

Looks Like Sony’s Dropping Kesha’s Rapey Producer: Your Wednesday Wonkette Dance Party

Greetings, Wonkers, it is time for your Wednesday Wonkette Dance Party, where we have the songs and the music and the dancing! And as per tradition (which started last week), we like to lead off with a story that's...

Hot Cross Happy Links, Starring Every Teevee Show Ever

Once again, we binge-watched teevee all weekend to bring you Monday's Happy links. How many recaps do we have for you today? All of them, pretty much. Family-friendly fuzzy dramedy "Parenthood" wrapped up its season last week so now you...

No More Fights For Wrongly Convicted Boxer Rubin ‘Hurricane’ Carter, Dead at 76

It's weird to remember that prior to becoming a detached squinty enigma, Bob Dylan spearheaded a passionate campaign to free boxer Rubin "Hurricane" Carter, who was wrongly convicted of murder and served 19 years for a crime he didn't...

CPAC’s Folk Singer Showcase: The Times They Are A-Changin’, Back!

Readers may remember that I, Snipy, tried to quit Wonkette last year to go work for hot new conservative music site Big Dawg Music Mafia - "Where Conservative Is Cool." Alas, the Editrix wooed me into staying here, thus...

Why Is Barack Obama Politicizing The Presidential Medal Of Freedom?

There we were, trying to find stupid Donald Trump or someone on the teevee -- because this is our life, people. This is our life. And all of a sudden, there was Barack Hussein NOBAMA!!! hanging a medal around...

Happy 70th Birthday, Bob Dylan!

Guess who is 70 years old now? Hint: Probably not Mitt Romney, although who would even care? American troubadour Bob Dylan is 70. And throughout this May 24, anyone who visits any news site is going to encounter so...

Bob Dylan Poetically Tells Media People They’re All Still Idiots

Bob Dylan does things on his own schedule. For a half century now, newspaper people and other media cretins have regularly parachuted into Bob Dylan Land, taken a confused look around, and then ran back to their typewriters or...

Subterranean Romney Blues

On this dumb American night when Tracy Morgan is announcing his exploratory committee and an "anal sex joke" named Rick Santorum still gets Campaign 2012 news coverage, let's all remember poor little rich boy Mitt Romney. He's been running...

Maureen Dowd Is Still a Smug Idiot (Reason #115)

Unless we just want to torture some people at brunch by reading it aloud in a comical voice, we steer clear of Maureen Dowd's cat-lady musings in the Sunday paper. But the self-obsessed dingbat's latest column apparently targeted 69-year-old...

But Why Isn’t Obama Bowing To Bob Dylan?

Famous 1960s' icon Barack Obama had a chance to meet up-and-coming rock singer Bob Dylan a couple of weeks ago. Dylan performed a song called "The Times They Are A-Changin'," about how global warming was made up by Al...

Why Is Bob Dylan Racist Against Obama & Dubya?

Oh hey look it's the new Thanksgiving video from song-and-dance entertainer Bob Dylan. Can you find the secret list of presidents in this holiday polka? And why does Santa/Dylan leave out our two greatest presidents, Barack Obama and George...

Bob Dylan’s New Album All About Mexican Pig-Flu Pandemic Plague

When word of a surprise new Bob Dylan studio album reached your Wonkette on March 20, we wondered what sort of Actual Hell this record would release, as it is established fact in this first awful decade of the...

What U.S. Horror Is Bob Dylan Predicting Now?

Bob Dylan's got a new record coming out next month, and you should be terrified. Yes, the dude continues to make great music, but his past two studio albums were also Harbingers of Doom. Love and Theft was about...