Here’s your Republican presidential nominee, John McCain, surprised by a new invention he’s never seen — either the camera or the elevator — while Cougar Cindy prowls the back for pills. [AP Photo]

Oh, hi Mr. President George W. Bush with the 19% approval rating. What the hell are you doing? Maybe the AP photo caption can help us understand your current problem. Here we go: This three-picture combination of photographs shows President Bush dancing on the North Portico of the White House in Washington, Wednesday, March 5, 2008, as he awaits the arrival of Republican presidential nominee-in-waiting, Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz. (AP Photo/Charles Dharapak). He just can’t stop dancing! Let’s enjoy all the photos of this historic thing that just happened — you know, when Bush Jr. endorsed a tiny little elderly dwarf — after the jump. MORE »